This was the most Superbowlly Super Bowl ever *Super Bowl LI
I totally forgot the Super Bowl was tonight!
Don't worry; so did the ~~Patriots~~ Falcons.
EDIT: Well, this is awkward.
Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50? Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California.
Q: What do Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl? A: Turn off the XBox.
What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl? He turns off the PlayStation.
"Son, what would happen if neither team won the Super Bowl?" "It's a Tide ad."
Fun Super Bowl Game: Every time they show Ray Lewis on the screen, stab someone in your party and then deny it was you.
What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV? The Patriots
Why did the Super Bowl Champions refuse to meet Trump at the White House? Because they were Patriots.
Congratulations to Tom Brady, the first player to be undefeated over 5+ Super Bowls. He's won all 5/7.
I just saw the rapper Shaggy perform at the Super Bowl pre-game concert. In case you're wondering who invited him... It wasn't me.
What does Jerry Jones do after winning the Super Bowl? Gives the X Box back to grandkids
You know, I don't find the recent super bowl win all that historic... After all, this isn't the first time Atlanta was burned by the north.
Did you hear about player safety in the super bowl? Both teams suffered from blackouts
The Patriots asked the Seahawks: "Do you want to win the Super Bowl?" The Seahawks replied: "Nah, we'll pass."
Why will all of the referees check their voicemail immediately after the Super Bowl? So they can hear someone say "no missed calls"
my friend bought tickets for the super bowl Llll on February 3rd 2019 in Atlanta not realizing that it is also the day of his marriage. so if someone is interested The church is in Rochester, the womens name is Clarissa
Why have the Patriots won so many Super Bowls? Because the owner really likes a happy ending.
What's infinite times better than the Super Bowl? The Hyperbole
A friend of mine has two tickets for the Super bowl. He didn't realize when he bought them that this is the same day as his wedding - so he can't go. If you're interested,.. the church is in New York City and the bride's name is Donna.
The Atlanta falcons just came out and said they won the Super Bowl until the illegal second half was played.
So, it's now officially a week after the Super Bowl, can we please stop with the Super Bowl jokes? They're going right over my head.
I downloaded the last Super Bowl and finally watched it on VLC Turns out you can love the player and hate the game
What snack did the pirate bring to the Super Bowl party? Chips Ahoy
Heard about the I-85 highway collapse in Atlanta It's the biggest collapse they've had since the Super Bowl :(
Pete Carroll was approached by a prostitute offering to cheer him up on the house after the super bowl. He said, 'I'll pass."
Hey Russell Wilson, want another Super Bowl title? "Nah. I'll pass."
You know, I predicted every Super Bowl winner since 1996... the predictions may not have been *correct* but still they were predictions.
What is the largest super bowl of them all? Forty.
No one knows what Lady Gaga is going to do during the Super Bowl... Because you can't read her poker face.
Tom Brady has a perfect record in the Super Bowl He's 5 out of 7.
I heard the New England Patriots were going to be a little late to the Super Bowl Someone deflated all of the tires on the team bus.
The chances of the Eagles winning the Super Bowl have wentz out the window
Waldo is being interviewed by the press at the Super Bowl.
Waldo, how much did you pay for your ticket? Did you get a good seat? Where will you be sitting to watch the game?
"I'm just here so I won't get found."
Hothead Pat, upset by how the Super Bowl is going, starts destroying things. Police get on the megaphone trying to evacuate the area: "Go, Pat riots!"
Interstate 85 is the worst collapse Atlanta's had... ...since losing the Super Bowl
The Seahawks were going to go to Disney Land after the super bowl but they decided to pass.
During half time of the Super Bowl is when the most toilets are flushed at one time Scientists call this phenomenon the Super Bowel
How do you know if a Super Bowl is going to be interesting? The Patriots aren’t in it.