What did the sushi say to the bee?
WASABI.
Ah, best lame joke ever.
My girlfriend hated my obsession with Japanese food Sushi left me.
What did Sushi A say to Sushi B WASSABI
What's a straight-A student's favorite type of sushi? The Honor Roll.
I asked my girlfriend to buy me some Japanese food. ... sushi did.
What did sushi A say to sushi B? WASSA-B!!!
What did Sushi A say to Sushi B WASA B!
What did Sushi "A" say to Sushi "B?" Wasabi!
What Did Sushi A Say to Sushi B? Wazzah, B?
What did the sushi say to the bumblebee? Wassssaaa-bee?
What did Sushi A say to Sushi B when they met? Wasabi.
Funeral Plans
When I die, I want to be cremated and my ashes scattered in the sea.
So when my family eats sushi they'll think of me.
A cannibal wanted some sushi So he bought a pack of ra-men
What did the Japanese chef say to his son when he brought back his girlfriend? “Sushi’s the one?”
What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasaaabeee
Did you hear about the new lawyer themed sushi restaurant that opened up the other day? It's called Sosumi.
I like my women like I like my sushi.. Fishy but safe to eat and hopefully won’t give me a virus.
What Did The Sushi Say To The Bee? Wassup bee
What did sushi A say to sushi B? Wassup B!
What did the sushi roll say to the bee? Wasabi
Have you tried the whale sushi? It's Killer
What did the Sushi chef say to the bee? Wasabi
What's Lady Gaga's favorite food?
Sushi because they serve it raw, raw, raw\-raw\-raw!
(sorry I just saw the guy get to the front page with his stoned asparagus joke, so I wanted to try mine).
Sushi ...the rolls-rice of Asian seafood
A Sunni and a Shia Muslim have a child together They name her Sushi
What do sushi makers have in common with Spanish pirates? They both seek fortuna.
I asked my Sushi Chef what his favorite roll was. . he said payroll.
What is a cucumber and a dolphin doing in the same room? Sushi
What did Sushie A say to Sushi B? Wasa-B! Let's roll.
I asked my wife to buy me Japanese food .. Sushi did
A girl broke up with me in a sushi place the other day She said “it’s not me, its-u”
What’s it called when you’re trying to recreate that moment of pure ecstasy from your first sushi experience? Chasing the Dragon... Roll
I had the worst sushi of all time the other day It wasn't even cooked
A man sold his flesh to a cannibalistic sushi shop... ...I guess you could say he's on a roll.
What did sushi chief A say to sushi chief B Wassa’ B!
I ate a piece of sushi last night that had a giant green booger on it. It was disgusting. I HATE Sushi. It's so gross.