Sushi Jokes

Funny Sushi Jokes
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What did the sushi say to the bee? WASABI.



Ah, best lame joke ever.

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My girlfriend hated my obsession with Japanese food Sushi left me.

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What did Sushi A say to Sushi B WASSABI

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What's a straight-A student's favorite type of sushi? The Honor Roll.

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I asked my girlfriend to buy me some Japanese food. ... sushi did.

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What did sushi A say to sushi B? WASSA-B!!!

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What did Sushi A say to Sushi B WASA B!

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What did Sushi "A" say to Sushi "B?" Wasabi!

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What Did Sushi A Say to Sushi B? Wazzah, B?

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What did the sushi say to the bumblebee? Wassssaaa-bee?

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What did Sushi A say to Sushi B when they met? Wasabi.

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Funeral Plans When I die, I want to be cremated and my ashes scattered in the sea.

So when my family eats sushi they'll think of me.

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A cannibal wanted some sushi So he bought a pack of ra-men

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What did the Japanese chef say to his son when he brought back his girlfriend? “Sushi’s the one?”

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasaaabeee

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Did you hear about the new lawyer themed sushi restaurant that opened up the other day? It's called Sosumi.

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I like my women like I like my sushi.. Fishy but safe to eat and hopefully won’t give me a virus.

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What Did The Sushi Say To The Bee? Wassup bee

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What did sushi A say to sushi B? Wassup B!

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What did the sushi roll say to the bee? Wasabi

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Have you tried the whale sushi? It's Killer

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What did the Sushi chef say to the bee? Wasabi

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What's Lady Gaga's favorite food? Sushi because they serve it raw, raw, raw\-raw\-raw!

(sorry I just saw the guy get to the front page with his stoned asparagus joke, so I wanted to try mine).

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Sushi ...the rolls-rice of Asian seafood

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A Sunni and a Shia Muslim have a child together They name her Sushi

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What do sushi makers have in common with Spanish pirates? They both seek fortuna.

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I asked my Sushi Chef what his favorite roll was. . he said payroll.

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What is a cucumber and a dolphin doing in the same room? Sushi

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What did Sushie A say to Sushi B? Wasa-B! Let's roll.

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I asked my wife to buy me Japanese food .. Sushi did

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A girl broke up with me in a sushi place the other day She said “it’s not me, its-u”

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What’s it called when you’re trying to recreate that moment of pure ecstasy from your first sushi experience? Chasing the Dragon... Roll

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I had the worst sushi of all time the other day It wasn't even cooked

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A man sold his flesh to a cannibalistic sushi shop... ...I guess you could say he's on a roll.

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What did sushi chief A say to sushi chief B Wassa’ B!

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I ate a piece of sushi last night that had a giant green booger on it. It was disgusting. I HATE Sushi. It's so gross.

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