People shouldn't be shamed for their kinks. Me, I get really turned on when someone smells like musty sweat and coal. But I always get called a monster when I admit to being attracted to miners.
Propellers on small planes are actually used to keep the pilot cool. When it stops spinning, you can see the pilot start to sweat.
With a grim look on his face, my doctor told me I had onomatopoeia. Breaking in to a cold sweat, I gasped, “What’s that?!” He whispered, “It’s exactly what it sounds like.”
You ever get laid in a sleeping bag? It's awful. You can't even move, you're drenched in sweat and your scout master is covering your mouth.
I was on a first date last night.
We were at a bar and when i looked at her i couldn't believe how beautiful she was. I started to go weak at the knees and sweat all over my forehead.
It was only then i realised, that i drugged the wrong drink.
New glasses
"New glasses? They look super, man!"
Clark Kent begins to sweat.
I can't believe I got fired from my job at the DNA testing facility. After all the blood, sweat, and tears I put in.
I couldn't bring myself to shoot my own turkey for thanksgiving ... So I dressed one up in baggy sweat pants and gave it a bag of skittles and a cop shot it for me
You ever get laid in a sleeping bag? It's awful. You can't even move, you're drenched in sweat and the scout master is covering your mouth.
A good rule to live by Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
What's more covered in sweat than a marathon runner at the end of a race? Josh Duggar at a family reunion.
Like my grandfather always said: "Don't sweat the petty things in life, Pet the sweaty things.."
I sweat less when I wear sunglasses ... Because I feel cooler
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
Me: I've always put my blood, sweat & tears into my work! Them: That's why you're being sacked. You are a Chef. You can't put all that in food and serve it to customers.
Prof.: There are no dumb questions!
Prof.: "Are there any questions? There are no dumb questions!"
Student: "Do cows sweat more under the black dots than under the white ones?"
Prof.: "Wow..."
I knitted a scarf after 4 days of blood sweat and tears out of floss only to find out it is just falling apart. Sorry, wrong thread.
This place I know of makes some AMAZING wedding cakes I hear they put in a lot of blood, sweat and tiers.
What is the purpose of the propeller on an airplane? To keep the pilot cool. If you don't think so, just stop it and watch him sweat!
People who complain about sweat shops... ... should seriously walk a mile in my shoes.
My personal trainer is ill today. No sweat.
I caught Usain Bolt's sweat towel after the race today and promptly rubbed it all over my face I was trying to get usain in my membrane
Why did the supply chain manager wake up in the middle of the night with a cold sweat? He was having a logistical nightmare.
Worried about overcooking your onion? Don’t sweat it.
I put my blood, sweat, and tears into my work, and this is the thanks I get. The restaurant is not pressing charges but I'll be lucky to find work as a chef again.
What is worse then sweat on Olivia Newton John? Come on Eileen
Why did the hipster sweat so much? He turned on the heating before it was cool.
Two men are sitting in a sauna after a workout. “I’ll be honest, my wife really is an angel.” “You’re lucky,” the second man answers, wiping the sweat from his brow. “My wife is still alive.”
What's it called when you sweat the bed? Wet nap.
People say girls like men with 6 packs, ripped and able to lift them up.
Well I have more than 6 packs of rubbish, ripped jeans and can lift bags full of trash across the street without sweat.
Call me up.
Martin Luther King woke up in a sweat... He had the scariest dream ever.
What do you call the sweat on the back of a Mennonite's back? Relative humidity
I break out into a cold sweat at the mere thought of a card-based roll-playing game The doctor says I have PTSD&D
Why are people with out sweat glands always fit? Because they never break a sweat.
What did Prince Andrew say when they told him to stop raping kids? No sweat.