Lifehack .
1. Hire the cheapest prostitute you can find.
2. Take her to a swingers club.
3. Switch with someone’s hot wife.
Who is the most popular guy in a swingers' club?
The guy who can carry a dozen doughnuts without using his hands.
Who's the most popular woman?
The one who can get the last one without using hers.
My friend said he saw me at the swingers party last night, it wasn't me It was my dopplegangbanger
We took the kids to the playground earlier.
We met another couple and their kids. They seemed real normal, you know? So we asked if they wanted to walk over to the slides and the see-saw.
But then the husband told us, they’re swingers.
Swinger's Party
I went to this swingers party and tossed my keys into a bowl.
I thought I had hit the jackpot when this hot big titted sultry blonde picked them out.
Never saw my BMW again.
When a fire breaks out at a swingers convention It causes premature evacuation.
I thought I was invited to a swingers party but it turned out to be just a regular party. Unfortunately I didn't realize it until I stepped in out of the cold and misunderstood when the host said "Jacket off, buddy!"
The wife and I went to a swingers night.
However, when we got there the only other people to turn up were my mum's sister and her husband.
Turned out to be a bit of an aunty climax.
What's the most interesting beer served at the star trek swingers convention? Dos trekkies.
How to golf clubs reproduce? They’re swingers!
What do you call a flea market for swingers? A swap meat.
What's the politically correct term for a swingers party in Alabama? A lynching.
What's worse than learning that your parents are swingers? Coming upon them at a party.