Names T Rex and I can meet your needs for handheld weaponry... I'm kind of a big deal in the small arms trade
What do you get if you cross a lemon with a dinosaur Tyrannosourest Rex
Why do T Rexes have such bad anger issues? Because their fathers never hugged them.
How come the T Rex was an excellent stenographer? short hands..
What do you call a T rex that sells pistols for a living A small arms dealer
Why can't the T rex clap? Because he is dead.
What dinosaur was in the most pain? the tyranno-sorest rex