I don't understand why some people say, "Taco Bell isn't real Mexican." It gets the job done for less than half the cost. That's about as Mexican as it gets.
I got a strange note in my bag at the Taco Bell drive-thru last night...
The lady seemed very frazzled and the note said "help there are two armed men inside."
I drove off laughing, thinking "well yeah it would take forever to make tacos with one arm"
My idiot friend keeps saying, “Every time I go to Taco Bell, I get diarrhea.” I said, “Try ordering Tacos instead, moron.”
My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well actually he said "less McDonald's" but I'm pretty sure I know what he meant
I got gas today for $1.49. I couldn't believe it was that cheap. Then again, I don't know what else I expected going to Taco Bell.
I love Taco Bell so much that I even enjoy being *asked* what style of tacos I want... I get hard every time.
My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell today! Technically he said, 'Less McDonalds' but I'm pretty sure I knew what he meant.
my doctor told me to eat more taco bell
well actually he said “less mcdonalds” but i’m pretty sure i know what he meant
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What's the difference between a hard and soft shell taco from Taco Bell? About 25 seconds in the microwave.
DNA is like the menu at Taco Bell Different combinations of the same four ingredients to achieve endless results.
My doctor said I need to eat more Taco Bell He actually said I was constipated, but I understood what he meant.
I got gas for $1.69 the other day From taco bell
In a surprise move, Taco Bell is acquiring Taco Bueno... It's a hostile tacover.
If you mix taco bell sauce into your ramen.. It tastes exactly like poverty.
A joke told to me today by a little old man at Taco Bell completely out of the blue
Why was the man fired from his job at the orange juice factory?
He couldn’t concentrate.
What do you call a Taco Bell merged with a Weinerschnitzel?
A beanerschnitzel.
I’m so sorry...
As a good luck charm my baseball team eats taco bell before every game. To help us get more runs than our opponent.
I got gas for $0.99! Too bad it was at Taco Bell
Me: looks like taco bells closed, sign says short staff Dad: well damnit! They should have hired taller people!!
I noticed Taco Bell cups say "welcome to the after party" on them. That's a harsh way to tell you that you just got diarrhea.....
liam neeson is the taco bell of actors it’s the same 4 ingredients 50 ways but i always have to try their new taco just in case my breath gets taken again
What's Taco Bell's secret sauce recipe?
No idea, they keep it under wraps.
I'll show myself out.
You are looking through your food bag after just leaving the Taco Bell drive through and find a note written on a napkin that reads "There are 2 armed men in here".......what do you do? Eat your food.......1 armed men can't make tacos.
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell? It gives him gas
Where is Gastons favorite place to eat out? Taco Bell
Taco Bell serves cofee now They use real beans.
Growing up in Canada, Taco Bell commercials were surprisingly different. At the end of each ad, they sang: "Make a run...for the border. And then the next border."
Why did Taco Bell stop making songs They do wraps now
What did Bishop Charles Ellis grab at Taco Bell? an Ariana Grande.
What does a white supremacist's order at Taco Bell? A KKKsadilla
People complain that Taco Bell isn’t authentic. But it gets the job done for half the price of other restaurants and nothing is more Mexican than that.
Did you know that Taco Bell names an item after the sound that you make after you eat it? No, there isn’t a “mmmm”. It’s the chalupa.
Two blonde Mexican girls walk past a Taco Bell. One looks at the other and says "Hey, I didn't know we owned a telephone company."
What happens when a ghost eats taco bell? He Sheets!!! 😂🤣😂
Why don't you want stoners working at Taco Bell? They'll lick my burrito.
Wheres Gaston's favorite place to eat out? Taco Bell
Why do Chevy owners like Taco Bell? Because it’s somewhere they can go to get something to actually run good.