Did you hear about the girl who sawed herself in half for the talent show? She placed 1st and 2nd.
Christmas jokes needed I am about to MC a high school Christmas staff talent show and need your best Christmas or holiday jokes. This is happening in two hours.
R Kelly decided to become a singer after a great performance in a high school talent show, but he later learned to play guitar for a different reason. He enjoys fingering minors.
What's the talent show where the contestants do basically nothing? "American Idle"
Why do submarine talent shows have so much stage fright? -it's just too much pressure
Did you hear about the German doing an impression at the talent show? He did the wurst.
A guy did squats at a talent show... He called it a stand up routine.
They banned me from the school talent show. But i know they were just salty, because they knew they couldnt make their clothes disappear as well as i did.
Did you see what Sam did at the talent show? Sam sung
Sam had amazing vocal skills, but was in doubt of them all the time. He got himself to sign up to a Talent Show for the first time. And finally in front of all the people Samsung
Did you hear about the terrorist on the talent show!? apparently he blew the judges away!
Why did the eagle win the talent show? Because he was TALONted!
What did the banana do at the talent show? A Split!