Hilarious Tall People Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

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What do tall people and black people have in common? They have no one to look up to.

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Why don't tall people tell jokes? They go over your head.

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Tall people and Short people should never date. Long distance relationships never work out.

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Why do tall people have no role models? Because they have no one to look up to.

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Why are tall people so judgmental? They always look down on people.

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I hate tall people They're always looking down on me

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Did you know tall people are usually bad at math? ... cus it’s the little things that count

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I bet all really tall people... are afraid of ducks.

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I think tall people are the best role models I know I’ll always look up to them

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Tall vs. Short **Tall People:** I'm somewhere around 6 feet.



**Short People:** I'm 5 feet and 5.756432841 inches.

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I like really tall people... I look up to them!

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Tall people are so rude. It's like they're always looking down on you.

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What do you call a midget who hates tall people? A bigot.

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Tall people are jerks They always look down on everybody else

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Why do people trust tall people? Because they’re always looking up to them.

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You know what’s cool about tall people? There always people you can look up to.

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It’s ok to make fun of tall people You’re literally punching up!

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Short people are materialistic. Tall people are bigger than that. They can see past it.

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I've never gotten along with tall people We just never see eye to eye.

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Tall people are less tired than small ones Because they are longer in bed.

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What type of person sleeps longer? Tall People.

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I refuse to date tall people. Because I can’t handle my partner looking down on me.

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You can never trust tall people... They always think they’re above everyone else.

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