Tarzan Jokes

What do Millennials and Tarzan falling to his death have in common? "I miss Vine."

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Funny Tarzan Jokes
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Famous Last Words List your favorite ones. The one I liked the most when I was growing up:


Tarzan: "Who greased the vine?"

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Is it really 2016? Is it really 2016? I mean Tarzan is playing in theaters, Pokemon is a craze, and a Clinton is running for President of the United States.

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I miss vine tarzan's last thought as he plummets to the jungle floor

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Why did the monkey and Jane fight over Tarzan? Because they heard that he swings both ways.

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What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto? Tarzan.

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I miss Vine Said Tarzan as he fell to the ground.

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What type of car does Tarzan drive? A Mazda tree to tree.

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With the hype for Ariel The Mermaid remake. I made a suggestion to Disney, but they banned me from their website Apparently suggesting a remake of Tarzan with a black man was a bad idea.

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Why did Tarzan's dog run away? You'd run away too if your name was "OohOohAahAahAAAHAHA!"

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Yo mamma is so lazy and dumb... She thought Jungle Gym was Tarzan's cousin!

Original. You're welcome.

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What does a dead cheetah means to Tarzan ? A new thong !

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If Tarzan and Jane were Irish what would that make Cheetah? The designated driver....

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Tarzan walk into his wife making dolma.. He then shouts: How many times I told you not to touch my underwear?!?!

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How did Tarzan get his cry? As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

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What did Tarzan and Jane name their son? Tarson

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What did Tarzan say when Jane's mother came to their tree house? Ladder in.

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