Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit? (WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.
What do Taylor Swift and Charlie Sheen have in common? Bad blood.
Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift's relationship is over after just three months because he wanted it to be more public... I guess she wanted it to be more Loki.
My music teacher asked me a question. I said, "Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift." "Excuse me?" he replied, hesitantly. "I was asking if you knew 'sheet' music."
What do Taylor Swift and Avada Kedavra have in common? They'll leave you breathless or with a nasty scar.
What's the difference between Taylor Swift and a stale Pepsi? The stale Pepsi won't write a song about me after I dump it.
In light of the recent Taylor Swift & Tom Hiddleston news. I believe they shouldn't have let slip they are dating and kept it Loki (Joke above)
I used to be addicted to quoting Taylor Swift But I think I'm finally clean.
What does Magic Johnson and Taylor Swift have in common? They both have bad blood.
What did the three eggs say to Taylor Swift? Omelette you finish...
A deranged fan sneaked into Taylor Swift's dressing room. She didn't hear him coming.
Did you hear that Taylor Swift stopped singing songs about herself? She sings all about it in her new hit song.
I guess Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift couldn't keep their relationship... Loki.
Taylor Swift's new song with Chris Brown is gonna be A real hit
Name one thing Taylor Swift doesn't have in her purse Her boyfriend's phone number
Last year, Taylor Swift went on a world tour called TS 1989 That must've been an awkward stop in Beijing
Judge tells Taylor Swift to turn the other cheek It didn't sit well with her.
My friend from Beijing asked me to suggest some nice Taylor Swift songs so I asked him to listen to "T.S.1989" album I haven't heard anything from him since
What do John Wilkes Booth and Taylor Swift have in common? they both know how to get a crowd going
One of my friends from Beijing is a huge Taylor Swift fan and asked me to suggest an album of her..
I told him to search for T.S.1989..
haven't heard from him ever since...
Taylor Swift's next album is going to be another break-up album. It will be about her split with Spotify.
Why does Taylor Swift have so many new dresses? Because she is a very swift tailor.
I don't understand why Taylor Swift has removed all of her music from streaming services You can stream Taylor Swift anytime you want just by turning on the radio
I'm not that big of a fan of Taylor Swift's break-up songs. Personally, I think we need to hear from all of her ex-boyfriends before we can pick a side.
Why do vampires avoid Taylor Swift? They know she's got bad blood.
what did taylor swift say when she urgently needed a new suit? tailor, swiftly please.
Why didn’t the vampire attack Taylor Swift ? She had bad blood.
Taylor Swift: "My reputation's never been worse, so you must like..." Kanye: "Yo, Taylor, I'm really happy for you and I'mma let you finish, but Kanye West has one of the worst reputations of all time!"
Taylor Swift's Ex could be the next big pop star Because it could be anyone.
Why do Michael J Fox and Taylor Swift have in common? They both shake it off.
If Derrick Rose was a singer He would have more songs about being hurt then Taylor Swift
I think Taylor Swift's new single defies expectations. No one expected it to be trash, did they?