I named my first dog "What". Only now did I just realize why the guy on tech support was getting so angry when he repeatedly asked "What is the name of your first pet?" and I kept answering "Yes."
I'm furious! racist tech support just called me asian All I said was my drivers keep crashing
Tech Support
USER: I can't get on the Internet.
SUPPORT: Are you sure you used the right password?
USER: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
SUPPORT: Can you tell me what the password was?
USER: Five dots.
Indians Robbing a Bank An Indian man tries to rob a bank. He walks out of the bank with no money. The getaway driver asks him “Where’s the money? And why do you have so many computers?” The bank robber replies “They thougth I was tech support.”
That's the difference between tech support and a mass shooter? One is a troubleshooter, while the other is a troubled shooter.
How many tech support reps does it take to change a light bulb? I'm sorry, this isn't the right department to give you the answer to that question. Let me transfer you to another sub, hold please....
A woman is calling her cell provider...
Woman: I don't get my text messages
Tech support: Have you tried reading them again?
In tech support, we get asked questions that seem like common sense. Today I told a guy "CTRL-P"... ...but he didn't make it to the bathroom.
Tech support in the military Troubleshoot to kill.
Why was the builder also good at tech support? He could install Windows really well
I work in tech support and one of my co-workers drowned last week... we buried him in rice and he came back a day later!
Tech support said to turn it off and on again... ... should have mentioned it was a ventilator.
Eh?
This was originally a tech support tale but I thought it was funny enough to turn into a joke.
>Speaking to a Canadian: "Hit Ctrl+A."
>Canadian: "Okay, I hit Ctrl, eh? And nothing happened, eh?"
Overweight gold diggers remind me of tech support They're always trying to clear out your cookies and cache
Who provides tech support for Israel? RabbIT
What do you call a person who falls for a tech support scam? An Indian giver.
My kids are playing cowboys and Indians. One is pretending to ride a horse and shoot stuff, the other is providing tech support.
Hello, Tech Support? How do I set a laser printer to stun?
strong password
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
I work in a call center and i'm a white dude and had an Indian customer who can't understand tech support... Oh the irony..
Cults are like tech support... They tell you all your problems will be solved if you just delete your cash.
Why should Sean Connery not work in Tech support? Because instead of using red ink, he would be shredding
An old Canadian guy calls up tech support...
"I'm having trouble finding the dotsy key on my keyboard," he says.
"The dotsy key? I've never heard of that. What do you need it for?"
"Well, I'm trying to go to CBC dotsy, eh."
Where did the tech support guy go to buy his lunch? The URL of Sandwich
I failed my Cultural Studies exam. The question was "Describe the role that India plays in the modern world". Apparently "Tech Support" is not the correct answer.
My German colleague had been trying to reach E.T. for a while now but it actually turns out he just wanted tech support.
Tech support got a phone call...
Customer: "I don't get it, I pressed 'suspend' on my computer, the screen went black."
Technician: "Yeah, it puts your computer to sleep."
Customer: "But, it's still sitting on the desk..."
My wife accidentally called tech support instead of the doctor about my erectile issues. They asked, have you tried turning him off then on again?
What did Rihanna say when she was on Microsoft Tech Support for 12 hours? I’m insane at the sound of Microsoft