My girlfriend told me I was one in a million... When I looked through her text messages, I had to admit she was right
The following text messages were exchanged on a cold winters day.
Wife: “Windows frozen.”
Husband: “Pour some warm water over them.”
Wife: “Computer completely screwed up now.”
Help, I think the girl I had my first date with is homeless. I told her to send me a text message when she got home, but it's been days.
A woman is calling her cell provider...
Woman: I don't get my text messages
Tech support: Have you tried reading them again?
Just received a text message...
Just received a text message telling me I've won a competition! The prizes are £500 cash or front row tickets to see an Elvis tribute act. I don't know if its a scam though?
It says to press 1 for the money and 2 for the show.
Historians have discovered that human rights activist Malcolm X was actually just called Malcolm He was rather affectionate at the end of his text messages.
A woman gets a new number
She sends a text message to her husband.
W - "Hi honey, this is my new number. Can't wait to see you tonight"
M - "Hey babe. I can't tonight. I'm having dinner with my wife"
Just got a text message but I think it's a scam.....
It says congratulations you have won £500 or four tickets to an Elvis tribute act.
press one for the money, or two for the show.
I always feel like I'm wasting a text message whenever I respond with just "K." Now I write "Potassium" instead.
Frozen...
Text Message from Wife:
Windows frozen. Won't Open.
Husband:
Pour lukewarm water on window. Tap gently with hammer to free windows.
Wife:
Computer really messed up now. Nothing works.
My neighbour showed up at my party last night.
Me: My friend Jack is coming as well btw
Them: The cannibal Jack or the Jack that can't spell?
Me \[checks my phone for Jack's text message: I can't wait to meat ur neighbours!\]: Yeah I'm not sure either.
My heart sank when I received the text message "I am breaking up with you. It's over between us" from my partner. But "Sorry, wrong number baby" came afterwards. Whew, what a relief!
I received a text message from an unknown number
"I'm sorry. It's not your fault. I met someone else. Please don't call me anymore!"
... Even other people's girlfriends are dumping me now
I thought about going to a psychic, but then I started having doubts and changed my mind At that moment I received a text message that said "Well, that's too bad"
I asked Siri to tell me a joke She replied "You have no new text messages"
Cop: put you hands in the air!
Me: lol
Cop: don't f\*kin laugh
Me: \^but.. that's me with my hands in the air\^
Cop: oh ok
Me: So can you really arrest people by text message?
My brother in jail will send text messages They're full of prison slang. I think he's trying to say he's sorry and he loves us but I just don't get the con text.
What does "IDK" on a text message mean? No one that I've asked seems to know!
Why would anyone still use traditional sms text messages when you can just use WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger etc. for free? It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!
A Roman receives a text message.... A Roman receives a text message and looks at it confused. "Why does it end with twenty?" he thinks to himself.
My mom sent her friend a gif via text message.
Said to my mother:"even moms are sending memes now days."
Mother said "its the memeing of life.