It's almost Thanksgiving day... Remember to set all your scales back 10 pounds tonight.
The cowboys play the redskins this year in thanksgiving day. Just like the first thanksgiving.
Why does Trump have the most expensive Thanksgiving day? Because he’ll impose tariff on Turkey
Thanksgiving Poisoning
A woman was arrested on Thanksgiving for trying to poison Mick Jagger and Keith Richard's Thanksgiving Day Turkey.
When asked for the charges the officer replied, "Trying to kill two stones with one bird."