What's worse than a paper titty? A cardboard box
I tried donating to the itty-bitty titty committee... But they don't really need the support
If we have "titty" bars in the US... ... do they have "facie" bars in the Middle East?
Did you hear about the tornado that blew through the strip club? It was a real titty-twister!
I've been thinking about getting cat faces tattooed around my nipples, but I'm not sure how my boyfriend feels about titty tats.
Whoever coined the term "wet nurse" missed a golden opportunity... A cooler name would have been utili-titty.
What’s the difference between a bus and a baby? A bus goes from city to city, but a baby goes from titty to titty
I'm going to open a strip club where the dancers rap. And call it titty bars
I gave my girlfriend a titty twister that ruined her bra... Now whose tired of hearing about the whirled cup?
What do you mean you don't serve milk here? What kind of a titty bar is this?!?
What did the left titty say to the right titty? Hey bra, I’m here if you need any support.
What did the ghost say to the bumblebee? BOO BEE!! <insert titty-twister here>
Why was the flat-chested college senior so well respected?
Because she was the head of the Itty-Bitty-Titty-Committee.
(their influence and power knows no mounds)
Hold a dollar bill between your chin and your chest. Ask someone if they know who you are. When they ask who, answer "Christopher Reeve at a titty bar!"
What do you call a collection of saved titty pics? Mamories
Can you spell ATTIC for me? A titty I see
Why did Tweety Bird suspect his waitress was a hipster? He tawt he taw a titty tatt!
If titty touching was a sport
It would be called
A breaststroke
Never underestimate the power of curiosi- -titty.
The other night I asked a stripper if she liked her job She said yes, but that it's very titty-ous work
What did Einstein discover staring at his cousin's cleavage? The 'Theory of Relative- Titty.'
What are the two most popular types of tea ? Booty and Titty .