Hilarious Tommy Cooper Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

I went to the gym the other day... ...I asked the instructor could he teach me to do the splits.

How flexible are you? He asked.

I can't do Tuesdays.

-Tommy Cooper

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A classic Tommy Cooper gag * I said to the gym teacher: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?'
* He said: 'How flexible are you?'
* I said: 'I can't make Tuesdays.'"

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I went to the gym and asked the guy there to teach me how to do the splits..... He said 'how flexible are you?'

I said 'I can't do Thursdays.'

Credit: Tommy Cooper

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A guy wakes up in a hostpital... He screams, "I can't feel my legs!"

The doctor calmly replies, "I know. I just cut your arms."

\~ Tommy Cooper

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A classic Tommy Cooper gag ''I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?'' He said, ''How flexible are you?'' I said, ''I can't make Tuesdays'', was fifth.

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Tommy Cooper gag A classic Tommy Cooper gag ''I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?'' He said, ''How flexible are you?'' I said, ''I can't make Tuesdays'', was fifth.

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I'm on a whisky diet, I've lost three days already."

— Tommy Cooper

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