Hilarious Tooth Fairy Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

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I expected a call last night, so I slept with my phone under my pillow. When I woke up it was gone, and there was a dollar coin in its place?!

Must have been the Bluetooth Fairy...

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How do you know the tooth fairy is a journalist? They're always searching for the tooth.

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Who is the odd one out between.... Santa Claus, the Easter bunny, Bill Cosby and the tooth fairy? The Easter bunny, the rest only come when you are sleeping.

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We're so poor We're so poor that the tooth fairy gave us food stamps

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Who is the poorest guy in the south? The Tooth Fairy.

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How do meth addicts pay for their habit? The tooth fairy.

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How do Meth-heads pay for their addiction? The tooth fairy

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Where does a majority of a hockey player's salary come from? The tooth fairy

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I was DEVISTATED when I found out the tooth fairy wasn't real. Because that means it was my parents who molested me.

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Tooth Fairy The only thing the tooth fairy teaches children is that they can sell body parts for money.

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What's the Tooth Fairy's favorite time? Two thirty

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The Tooth Fairy wasn't too impressed with the dentures I left under my pillow... ...Tooth be trolled.

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Both of my parents died in a car crash when I was a kid. Not only did I lose my parents, but Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny all forgot about me that year too.

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I was devastated when I found out the tooth fairy wasn't real. Because that means it was my parents who molested me.

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Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, an honest lawyer, and a drunk man are walking down a road. They see a coin on the floor. Who picks it up? The drunk man. The other three are mythical creatures.

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Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer, and a hobo are walking down the street when they simutaneously see a $100 bill. Who gets it? The hobo. The rest are mythical creatures.

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I think my parents might be meth heads. The tooth fairy keeps taking my money and leaving behind teeth.

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Who is the poorest in England? The Tooth Fairy!

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I think beliefs are the core of humanity... But really everyone needs to stop believing in silly things like: the Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy, or communism.

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