My friend told me a stupid bird pun. I replied, "Toucan play at this game."
One bird can't make a pun. But toucan.
What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios? Toucan play at that game
My brother started making terrible bird puns to annoy me... But toucan play at that game
One exotic bird can’t take over the word on its own But toucan
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns but I soon realised toucan play at that game
My friend was trying to annoy me with bird puns Well, toucan play at that game
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns... But then I realised toucan play at that game.
Somebody made fun of my big, colorful beak the other day.
Well Toucan play at that game.
(first joke pls don't roast thx)
My friend keeps sending me bird puns He doesn't realise toucan play that game
Never try to annoy someone with bird puns Because toucan play at that game.
My parrots are stuck together...
Pet owner: Vet, vet, my parrots are stuck together!
Vet: I'm sorry, I don't understand - it's toucan fusing
You can try to annoy me with bird puns but toucan play that game.
Did you hear about the tropical birds who got stuck together? Well I won't explain now, it's toucan fusing.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
Why did the toucan stop using his phone? He got a large bill
The vet seemed to have no idea why my two pet birds were stuck together. He said it was toucan fusing.
What does a bird say when it wants revenge? Toucan play at that game!
How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb? Ideally three but toucan.
How many birds can play tic-tac-toe? Toucan
It's hard for a solitary bird to make a pun. But toucan.
What is the minimum amount of birds to change a lightbulb? One can’t, but Toucan
Bird puns I am a bird enthusiast. My friend tried to annoy me with bird puns, but then I realized: toucan play at that game.
One bird can’t make a pun But Toucan
Never try to annoy someone with bird puns. Because toucan play that game.
What did one bird say to the other bird? toucan play at this game.
My friend tried to annoy me with bird puns But he didn't know toucan play that game.
A single bird can't destroy capitalism on his own But toucan
Not everyone is able to fly... but every toucan.
My wife made me get rid of my parrot today Aparrotly he’s too much of a birden, but she’ll see. Toucan play at that game!
Did you ever hear the one about the greatest bird-pharoh of Egypt? His name was Toucan-khamun!
What did the bird say when the monkey stole its food? "...Toucan play it this game."
Never try to annoy someone with birds pun Because toucan play at the game
Never try to annoy someone with bird puns. Toucan play that game.
How many cans of tuna can a toucan can if a toucan can can tuna? Two cans!
How many birds can eat cereal? Toucan
Why is it better to use tropical birds instead of migratory ones for deliveries? Because a Swallow can't carry a coconut alone, but Toucan.