Toyota Jokes

Funny Toyota Jokes
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They say 3 out 10 people in Japan have cataracts. The rest drive Toyota or Mitsubishis!

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What do you get if u put A Toyota in reverse? atoyoT A

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What do you call a green-skinned, pointy-eared Star Wars action figure driving a Japanese car? A toy Yoda driving a Toyota.

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What kind of car does the president of the palindrome society own? A Toyota

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The new Toyota Supra was engineered in cooperation with BMW. I’m not saying I don’t like it, I’m just worried because of the last time Germany and Japan teamed up.

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A Chevy Silverado, a GMC Sierra, a Ford F150, a RAM 1500, and a Toyota Tacoma are driving in convoy Best pickup line ever

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2% of Japanese have cataracts... The rest drive Toyota and Nissan.

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Obama walks into a Toyota dealership And tries to by a Legacy...

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What do you call a cross between a Toyota and a Honda? A cross. A priest must have dropped it.

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I have a Toyota Highlander. My wife said she wanted one too. I told her no. In the end, there can be only one.

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Mama Toyota asked her son what he wanted for lunch Son replies "a Taco,ma."

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Officer pulled me over and asked "Are you driving drunk?" I politely replied "Nay! Toyota"

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A Mexican and a Black woman are in a car together, who's driving? Neither, they live there.

EDIT: Toyota Corolla

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Did you hear Toyota won't be making Corollas any longer? They say they're long enough as is.

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The founder of Toyota wanted to name his son Yota so the he can write him a letter starting with To,yota

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What do you call a Toyota full of itallians? a Toyota Corona..

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