They say 3 out 10 people in Japan have cataracts. The rest drive Toyota or Mitsubishis!
What do you get if u put A Toyota in reverse? atoyoT A
What do you call a green-skinned, pointy-eared Star Wars action figure driving a Japanese car? A toy Yoda driving a Toyota.
What kind of car does the president of the palindrome society own? A Toyota
The new Toyota Supra was engineered in cooperation with BMW. I’m not saying I don’t like it, I’m just worried because of the last time Germany and Japan teamed up.
A Chevy Silverado, a GMC Sierra, a Ford F150, a RAM 1500, and a Toyota Tacoma are driving in convoy Best pickup line ever
2% of Japanese have cataracts... The rest drive Toyota and Nissan.
Obama walks into a Toyota dealership And tries to by a Legacy...
What do you call a cross between a Toyota and a Honda? A cross. A priest must have dropped it.
I have a Toyota Highlander. My wife said she wanted one too. I told her no. In the end, there can be only one.
Mama Toyota asked her son what he wanted for lunch Son replies "a Taco,ma."
Officer pulled me over and asked "Are you driving drunk?" I politely replied "Nay! Toyota"
A Mexican and a Black woman are in a car together, who's driving?
Neither, they live there.
EDIT: Toyota Corolla
Did you hear Toyota won't be making Corollas any longer? They say they're long enough as is.
The founder of Toyota wanted to name his son Yota so the he can write him a letter starting with To,yota
What do you call a Toyota full of itallians? a Toyota Corona..