Do Transformers get car insurance or health insurance? Nether. They’re immigrants in America.
What would you call a Crossover between Wonder Woman and Transformers? Amazon Prime.
2 Transformers got married
Soon thereafter, they had a baby Transformer. But at that moment when they had a baby, they suddenly could not be seen anymore.
They had become Transparents.
Why was the Jamaican surprised when he saw a bunch of Transformers flying over his house? 'Cause there were robots in de skies.
I just drove in from a Transformers convention... ... and boy, are my arms tires!
I just flew in from a Transformers convention And boy are my arms tires
So i just came back from a transformers convention... ...and boy, are my arms tires!
Heard Caitlyn Jenner wants to be in a superhero movie. I think she'll either be an X-Men or Transformers
When Transformers was filmed in Detroit Michael Bay had to use CGI to repair buildings
Guy: I'm writing "Transformers": a crossover fanfic where Othello encounters Sauron...
Other guy: "why's it called "Transformers"?"
Guy: Moor then meets The Eye
Do Transformers get car insurance or health insurance? Neither, they are illegal aliens.
Why aren't there any baby Transformers? Because Auto-Bots pull out!
Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper? Autobots Roll Out!
What shoes do Transformers wear? Vans.
IF Caitlyn Jenner wanted to be a movie franchise..... She would be in the Transformers franchise
What do people call themselves if they no longer identify as transgendered? Transformers
Transformers: More than meets the eye. Trans-formers: your mom's now a guy.
I just drove back from a transformers convention... ...and boy, are my arms tires!
What do you call ex-transvestites filled with nanomachines? Transformers, robots in dese guys.
My girlfriend threatens to leave me if I don't stop refrencing Transformers.. I guess I'll just roll out
When I'm cleaning my kid's toys, Do I put the transformers in the "cars" bin or the "action figure" bin?