I went trick or treating as Gandhi and kept all of my candy in a hat And when someone tried to take the candy from my hat i told them "My hat my candy"
Just had a trick or treater tell me "Vote for Trump" Might be the scariest thing I've heard all night
I won a contest to go trick or treating with Arnold Schwarzenegger this year. Wad thinking of going as Beethoven. He'll be Bach.
Trick or treat..
Smell my feet, give me something good to eat.
If you don't, I don't care, I'll pull down your underwear.
And that's why I was arrested, Your Honor.
First trick or treater of the day just came round dressed as Gloria Gaynor At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
Last night a kid came "trick or treating" at my place dressed as Gloria Gaynor. At first I was afraid.
It's Halloween and a little boy dressed as a pirate goes up to the door and yells "Trick or treat!"
The man opens the door, and upon seeing the little boy says "Hey matey! Where's your buccaneers?"
The little boy says "Under my bunkin' hat!"
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? They don't have any body to go out with
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.
When do muslims go trick or treating? Allahween
Why doesn't anyone trick or treat at Susan Rice's House? Because she unmasks them all.
Halloween trick or treaters knocked my door, dressed as Gloria Gaynor At first I was afraid, I was petrified...
A child is trick or treating... A child is trick or treating on Halloween all alone. He goes up to a house and a nice man asks him where his buccaneers are. The child says " on the sides of by buccanhead!"
What did the President say to the trick or treaters on Halloween? "HOCUS POTUS!"
What candy do comediens give to trick or treaters? A snickers bar
I told a knock knock joke while trick or treating last Halloween I only got a couple Snickers
It hit me as I was taking my kids trick or treating tonight...... I'm lucky it was just a golfcart
Wear all red and go Trick or Treating /tomorrow/. Tell them you're their period and you're sorry for being late!
I feel like putting on a shirt with a huge dot and going trick or treating the day after Halloween to scare people. Cause then I'd be a late period.
Why did the ghost go trick or treating on the top floor? He was in High Spirit
Little Johnny goes Trick or Treating as a pirate...
... When he gets to the house of a kind old woman, she says "Oh don't you look fierce! But tell me, where are your buccaneers?"
Johnny replies "Under my bucking hat, where else would they be?!?"
Going to go trick or treating tonight. Gonna dress up in all red and when people answer the knok, i tell them that im a period, and im sorry im late.
Why dont skeletons go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with
How do you intimidate a trick or treater?
Booooo!
You probably dont get it
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Because they have no body to go with.
Why do skeletons never go trick or treating? They have no body to go with
Japan, Korea, and China go trick or treating.
Japan and Korea receive candy while China gets opium.
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Britain was at the door.
Credit to u/TheSnipenieer for the inspirational post.
I went trick or treating in the red light district. All I got was tricks.
A white friend, a Mexican friend, and I go trick or treating... My white friend is Donald Trump, I'm a wall, and my Mexican friend is on the other side.
To prevent Trick or Treaters....
To prevent trick-or-treaters coming to my house, I decided to spraypaint "PEADO SCUM" across my own front door.
It backfired though. All the kids thought "he'll have loads of sweets."
What do priests call trick or treating? Home Delivery.
This year my kids went trick or treating... Up and down our hallway.