Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a plane crash. Who survives? America.
If Trump and Hillary are both drowning and you could only save one... What type of sandwich would you make?
If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton gets in a car crash who will survive? America.
If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are together on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it sinks, who survives? America.
If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were in a car accident, who would survive? America.
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton...
...are on a lifeboat in the middle of the ocean, and it starts to sink. Who survives?
America.
Third party US presidential candidate Gary Johnson just delivered a crushing blow to the Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton campaigns By keeping his mouth shut.
What do you call Trump and Hillary buried up to their necks in sand? Progress
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a frozen lake. They weren't talking so I decided to go over and break the ice.
Trump and Hillary fall into an ocean. Who will be saved? America.
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton get in a car wreck, who survives? America.
You're in the middle of the ocean and you see Trump and Hillary drowning but you only have room in your boat to save one. Who do you save? America. Keep right on going and don't stop.
A comma is the difference between
"Yesterday, I met the strippers, Donald Trump, and Hillary Clinton."
and
"Yesterday, I met the strippers, Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton."
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a car. The car crashes. Who survived? *America.*
Trump and Hillary are in a plane crash. Who survives? America
Trump and Hillary walk into a bar... It'd been set pretty low. (See: /r/jokes since the election ended.)
In 2016, Obama left Trump and Hillary as the 2 choices for president. Thanks, Obama.
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are sitting in a boat. The boat sinks. Who survives? America.
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton run for president. Who loses? America.
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton walk into a bar... And the joke is on us.
Trump and Hillary fall into the water. Who will be rescued? America.
Why did the /r/jokes subscriber cross the road? To shitpost "DAE hate Trump and Hillary?"
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are running for Presidency. Who will win? Certainly not the people.
What does Trump and Hillary have in common? A vote they're never gonna get from me.
If Trump and Hillary were stranded on a boat, who would survive?? America.
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on the same plane. The plane crashes, who survives? America.
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a boat
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a boat. The boat sinks. Who survives?
America.
Why did the bandit from Burma vote for Trump and Hillary to be the primary candidates? Because, Master Wayne, some men just want to watch the world burn.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton? One of them is a rape apologist who'd sell out the country for a cheap buck, the other one is Donald Trump.
With Trump and Hillary being the candidates, I think we know who will win... Dave.