Have you seen the clown that hides from ugly people? I thought not...
Alcohol doesn't make you FAT ... it makes you LEAN ... ... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people!
This April fools, I decided to swipe right on only the ugly people on Tinder and then burn them. Still no matches.
John planned a big orgy but accidentally only invited ugly people. Nobody came.
A five year old once told me I was really ugly, in which I replied “that hurts my feelings.” He replied “don’t be silly, ugly people don’t have feelings.”
There are poor people with good looks.There are ugly people with money. Then there's you without both.