Ultimate Dad Jokes

The ultimate Dad Joke A father, on his deathbed, with his son crying over him.
Son: "I'm so sad"
Father: "Hi sad"... leans in and whispers, I'm dead."
Keels over and dies.

Score: 24
Funny Ultimate Dad Jokes
Score: 19

My dad had the ultimate dad joke... When we were little, he'd tell us how we had to remember to take our wallets out of our jeans when we put in the washing machine.

Because that's laundering money.

Score: 6

Tony Stark fulfilled his duties as a father by cracking the ultimate dad joke before dying. Thanos: I’m inevitable. . Tony: Hi Inevitable, I’m Iron Man.

Score: 2

About to go to Arlington National Cemetery with my family Me: “Arlington - our nations most hallowed ground”
Dad: “actually I think the Grand Canyon is our nations most hallowed ground”
Me: “the ultimate dad joke - happy Father’s Day haha”

Score: 2

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