A girl refused to blow me because I was uncircumcised. Guess I wasn't cut out for the job.
Why are uncircumcised guys always horny? Because the boys in the hood are always hard.
Jokes about uncircumcised dicks... They just don't cut it.
What do you call an uncircumcised sequel? Gentilemanji
What do you call a mushroom stamp for a uncircumcised guy. A cyclops slap.
I tried to convert to Judaism, but they rejected me when they found out I was uncircumcised. I guess I just didn't make the cut.