What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a uni cycle? Attire
History....
I was thinking of doing Hisory in uni
But I couldn't see any future in it.
After just starting uni, I have decided I don't like referencing. I don't like it et al.
What do you call someone who only chaps their bottom lip? A uni-balmer.
What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use? Uni-ball
I went to uni to study aggriculture and cummunication of sheep. I left with a BAA. Shortly after i started a nationwide census of sheep but fell asleep halfway thru.
When Frida Kahlo went to university, she made a friend. He was her uni bro.
My uni just started an acting troupe called the Footbridge It's like the Footlights, but more pedestrian.
Last year I founded a Anxiety Society at uni It ended after the first week when no one showed up
I'm a history teacher It took me five years to achieve my uni qualifications, the rest is just history
I recently joined an online message board for college students. Only because I heard girls like men in uni-forums.