Husband: Grab some updog on your way home hon..
Wife: for the last time Greg, the kids an I are never coming back. Stop calling us, please...
Husband: not much, what's up with you?
We have to bury my dog today.
Mom: Don't be sad. All dogs go to heaven.
Me: Thanks mom. Where does updog go?
Mom: What's up dog?
Me: Not much dog. Just looking for a shovel.
Me: it smells like upsexy in here... My crush: what’s updog?
Me: Hey babe can you grab some updog on the way home?
Ex-wife: I told you I'm never coming home, you never listened to me.
Me: Not much, you? *chuckles to self*
Me: It smells like updog in here.
Girl: What’s updog?
Me: Well I’ve been having a hard time with depression Karen...
Does anyone have any “What’s updog?” Jokes?
I’m after the jokes that are similar to the great classic...
Smells like updog in here.
What’s updog?
Nothing much, what’s up with you?