Husband: Grab some updog on your way home hon..
Wife: for the last time Greg, the kids an I are never coming back. Stop calling us, please...
Husband: not much, what's up with you?
We have to bury my dog today.
Mom: Don't be sad. All dogs go to heaven.
Me: Thanks mom. Where does updog go?
Mom: What's up dog?
Me: Not much dog. Just looking for a shovel.
Me: it smells like upsexy in here... My crush: what’s updog?
Me: It smells like updog in here.
Girl: What’s updog?
Me: Well I’ve been having a hard time with depression Karen...
Does anyone have any “What’s updog?” Jokes?
I’m after the jokes that are similar to the great classic...
Smells like updog in here.
What’s updog?
Nothing much, what’s up with you?