It was called a jumpoline... ...until your mama got on it
A "your mama” joke for the books. Your mama is so stupid she puts lipstick on her forehead... Just to make up her mind.
Your mama is so fat... The NSA had to build a 2 billion dollar complex to store her weight information.
Your mama's so fat... Her shirts have more X's than Taylor Swift.
Your mama so fat... ##Thanos had to clap
Your mama is so ugly that when she met Bill Cosby he made her espresso.
Your mama is so fat….. Your daddy proposed to her with an onion ring.
Your mama is so fat When she went to the court house and the judge said 'order, order', she said 'a burger and chips please!'
Your mama's so fat... her DNA results said "one at a time, please."
Your mama so fat... I was gunna make a movie about her - “around your mum In 80 days” but I changed it to “mission impossible”.
Your mama's so fat
When she stepped on the weighing scale the number that was displayed exceeded the 64-bit limit and went back to zero!
^^^^I'm ^^^^sorry..
Your mama is so fat... If you and I stood ten feet from her and you walked to her then walked back to me I would have aged 20 years due to gravitational time dilation.
Your mama so stupid she tried kill herself in the garage with the car running... Too bad she drives a Tesla.
Your mama is so ugly Your dad wakes up with morning wouldn’t.
Your mama's so fat... When she walked past the TV, I missed the first season of LOST.
Your mama's so stupid She killed herself for life insurance
Your mama so fat one selfie and her phone says storage full.
Your mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O She says, "OBCD"
Your mama's mouth is like a smoke house. Everyone is always hanging their meat in it.
Your mama is so fat... Her alphabet is the KFCs
Your mama so poor....... She went on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire just to make a phone call.
Your mama's so dumb ... ... she walked into the antique store and asked, "What's new?"
Your mama's so poor,
She was walking down the street with one shoe, someone came up and asked her if she had lost a shoe and she said,
"No, I found one"
"Your mama" jokes are too outdated. Just like your mama
Your mama's so poor, she walks around with one shoe and when people ask her if she lost a shoe she says, "no, I found one!"
Your mama so fat Her DNA wears a shirt in the gene pool
Your mama is old...
She used to share a corner with Mary Magdalen.
(Came up with it while camping with my folks. Can't believe I said that outloud, I'm church going, born again Christian lol)
Your mama is so fat that by the time she turned around her biological clock ran out!
Your mama is so fat that the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow
Your mama so fat.. Her curve set everyone's grade to A+
Your Mama is so fat that... ...if she were an interstate the speed limit would drop to 55 due to curves.
I can break the fourth wall with a joke
All I need is your mama
Cause your mama is so fat
If she breaks a wall
She shatters reality
Your mama is so fat, when she tripped and fell the only one cracking up was the ground