Why is hip hop popular among urban youth? because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.
What do you call an urban dwarf who's great at keeping time? A metrognome
I met an urban dwarf who keeps perfect time. He’s a metronome.
Did you hear about 50 Cent's clever new song about the small, detail-oriented urban cat? They're calling it "Fiddy's witty itty bitty nitty gritty city kitty ditty".
What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert? Lots of bad pickup lines.
If there is an Urban Dictionary...
...Shouldn't there be a Rural Dictionary
Credits to my friend Portia.
The Manhattan Project was an urban development program It was designed to make city populations explode
I bought a winter jacket at Urban Outfitters last August I got a really good deal because I bought it before it was cool.
Since he is a country singer... Shouldn't Keith Urban's last name be Rural?
Scientists had heard rumours of a new species of butterfly in London... But it turned out to be an Urban Moth
What do you call a nocturnal flying creature that's attracted to neon lights? An urban moth
Urban babushka, why can't I use GPS? Because you a GLONASS man!
I had to shut down my company that reduces vehicular congestion in urban cores. The investors said they wanted to see more traffic.
I was trying to promote heavy policing in urban areas with a hip new logo you can post around your neighborhood... "S.W.A.T. Stickas" didn't go over too well...
What do you call a victim of an urban oil spill? A city slicker
What do you call an uncredited writer in urban northwest Pennsylvania? An Erie ghost writer.
What's an urban garden statue? A metronome.
Grammy Awards rename 'urban' category after outcry from artists Congratulations to the winner for "Best Country Album", Keith Residential-Area.
Where do some popes get their vestments? Urban Outfitters
Karl Urban stars in a mediocre film in the outskirts of a city It it suburban.
"Worst performance"
"We had the worst performance of 2016" ~ urban myer (Ohio State's head coach)
"Hold my drink....."~ Mariah Carey
An urban British South London youth just drew on me with his pen. I hope I don't get "Blud." Poisoning.
Tom Brady, Hilary Clinton, and Urban Meyer walk into a bar. None of them can get an Uber home because they've all destroyed their cell phones.
Why did the road cross the road?
Because most civil engineers and urban planners prefer intersections over roundabouts.
Badumm tssss.
What do you call an urban musical? The Dark Arts
There should be an urban fishing show that stars released convicts, and it should be called "Off the Hook".
I thought of a new Urban Dictionary word... Commodal Dragon - a person who discards a lot of toilet paper into the commode, flushes the toilet, and overflows said toilet periodically.