I have a joke about US history but..... I'm going to rewrite it.
TIL Franklin D. Roosevelt is the longest sitting president in US history. He was just sitting all the time.
America failed No Nut November, This election featured the two biggest nuts in recent US history.
Who is the greatest general in US history? Motors
Who is the youngest president in US history? George W. Bush, Jr. Crazy to think he was only in elementary school when 9/11 happened.
Who was the most open minded president in us history? JFK