What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent van Gogh?? You gonna eat that?
What did Mike Tyson say to Van Gogh? You gonna eat that?
Do you know why Van Gogh got into painting Be cause he didn't have an ear for music.
What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent Van Gogh?
You gonna eat that?
Courtesy of my 9 year old son.
Vincent Van Gogh is having a pint…
His mate Gauguin walks in to the bar and says,
“ Hi Vinny, fancy a beer?”
Vincent says,
“ No thanks , I’ve got one ‘ere…”.
Van Gogh was never good at following directions. Everything that he was told simply went in one ear and out the- oh wait a minute...
What do you get when you cross Van Gogh with George Thorogood?
One bourbon
One scotch
And one ear
Saw Van Gogh in a Pub.
I said can I buy you a beer?
He replied no I got one Ear mate.
Van Gogh is walking down the street. A homeless man walks up to him and says,” Do you have a euro to spare ? Please I could really use it.”Van Gogh looks through his pocket and says,” I got one right ‘ere.”
Which ear did Van Gogh cut off? It doesn’t matter. The other one was left.
My grandpa left me a violin and an oil painting in his will. When I took them to be valued I was told they were by Van Gogh and Stradivarius Sadly, they were worthless as Van Gogh was rubbish at making violins and Stradivarius was an awful painter.
Everyone said to Vincent Van Gogh " You can't be a great painter, you've only got one ear" And you know what he said? " “You’ll have to speak up, I’ve only got one ear”
Vincent Van Gogh and Evander Holyfield walk into a bar... ... and find it very difficult to have a conversation.
Van Gogh hands a wrapped up box to his girlfriend.
"Vincent, please tell me this isn't another ear."
"What?"
What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad? Wipe away those ears.
Did you hear the one about Vincent's Van Gogh? Neither did he.
You wanna hear a Van Gogh joke? Alright... Ear goes.
What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh? Lend me your ears
What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent Van Gogh?
What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent Van Gogh?
"You gonna eat that?"
Vincent Van Gogh, everyone said to him you can't be a good painter. You only have one ear. Do u know what he said? I cant hear you!
Van Gogh started painting at 27, but had to give it up 10 years later...
...apparently his glasses kept falling off.
(OC: Jimmy Carr)
Van Gogh walked into a bar and sat down. The bartender asks him to please contribute to the tip jar and asked him if he had any small bills. Van Gogh searches through his pocket and said,” I got one right ‘ere.”
When Van Gogh and Rembrandt go to lunch, who pays? They go Dutch
Van Gogh wasn’t known as a modest man Or did the compliments just go in one ear.......
Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he wanted to be a musician but he just didn't have an ear for music.
What would Vincent Van Gogh be if he was a sheep? Lamb Gogh
Do you know why Van Gogh became an artist? People say he never had an ear for music.
You know that fair maiden that Vincent van Gogh gave his ear to? I heard it was for the illustrious ghost, Mary the 1st of England.
What phrase people made to exclude Van Gogh? "I am all ears"
Have you heard about the new Van Gogh headphones? Interesting design but very one sided
what did vicent say when his car went missing where did my van gogh