Veterinary Jokes

A buddy of mine went to college, majored in veterinary medicine and minored in taxidermy. "Either way you're getting your dog back" He says

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Funny Veterinary Jokes
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After years in Veterinary medicine, I decided to learn Taxidermy also. Now my sign reads: “Veterinary Medicine and Taxidermy -- Either way,you get your dog back!"

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A hearing with the ethics committee and a revoked veterinary license. “Elephino...” you disgust me.

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A man walks into a veterinary clinic "My dog's head keeps drooping, so I would like to make an appointment," he says.

"Neck's weak?" asks the receptionist.

"Tomorrow would be better," he replies.

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What is the most uncomfortable place in the veterinary hospital? The Auk Ward.

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What do a veterinary clinic and kpop fans have in common? Euthanasia

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I just got sacked from my job as a veterinary surgeon I for caught looking at pictures frogspawn

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Did you hear about the Emu that was so big it was kicked out of the flock? Yeah, I heard it was ostrich-sized.


(Credit to my Veterinary Student girlfriend)

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So what would you call a veterinary doctor riding a Corvette in the rain? A vet, in the wet, in the 'Vette.

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Guys I really need your help, I just lost my job because I raped a patient. I really don’t know how I’m going to get back into the veterinary business again.

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