A buddy of mine went to college, majored in veterinary medicine and minored in taxidermy. "Either way you're getting your dog back" He says
After years in Veterinary medicine, I decided to learn Taxidermy also. Now my sign reads: “Veterinary Medicine and Taxidermy -- Either way,you get your dog back!"
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A hearing with the ethics committee and a revoked veterinary license. “Elephino...” you disgust me.
A man walks into a veterinary clinic
"My dog's head keeps drooping, so I would like to make an appointment," he says.
"Neck's weak?" asks the receptionist.
"Tomorrow would be better," he replies.
What is the most uncomfortable place in the veterinary hospital? The Auk Ward.
What do a veterinary clinic and kpop fans have in common? Euthanasia
I just got sacked from my job as a veterinary surgeon I for caught looking at pictures frogspawn
Did you hear about the Emu that was so big it was kicked out of the flock?
Yeah, I heard it was ostrich-sized.
(Credit to my Veterinary Student girlfriend)
So what would you call a veterinary doctor riding a Corvette in the rain? A vet, in the wet, in the 'Vette.
Guys I really need your help, I just lost my job because I raped a patient. I really don’t know how I’m going to get back into the veterinary business again.