Vikings Jokes

The Minnesota Vikings walk into a bar To watch the Super Bowl

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Why do the Minnesota vikings wear purple as a team color? If you've been choking for 50 years, you'd be purple too!

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I don't understand why the Lions and Vikings get to play on thanksgiving. Shouldn’t the Patriots play the Redskins, and then steal their stadium?

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Funny Vikings Jokes
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What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair? Barberians.

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How did vikings send secret messages By using Norse code

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What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings? Norse Korea

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What stories did Vikings tell their children? Norsery Rhymes

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Vikings kicker Blair Walsh apparently attempted suicide last night. He ended up being just fine, he was unable to kick the chair out from under him.

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Why don't the Minnesota Vikings eat cereal? Every time they get close to the bowl, they choke!

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Why were the Vikings such good sailors? You can lead a Norse to water but you can’t make him sink.

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Roman soldiers are trained... ...But Vikings are Bjorn.

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Where do Vikings go when they get old? The Norsing home

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Vikings aren't afraid of death. ... they know they'll be Bjørn again.

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In honor of the Vikings/Packers game on Saturday... How can you tell if a Packers fan is mad at you?

They grit their tooth at you.

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How did Vikings send secret messages? By Norse code!

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TIL: Norwegian women are so hot, because vikings only took the most beautiful women as prisoners. Gotcha ?

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Why do companies all around the world fear Vikings? Because of their skills in hacking

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Who are the Minnesota Vikings' toughest opponents? November and December.

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What do the Minnesota Vikings and a car in the junk yard have in common? Neither one has a title

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Famous Deaths happen in 3s... Sunday it was Mr Fuji,

Yesterday it was Gene Wilder,

Today it was the Minnesota Vikings season.

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Minnesota Vikings lost their QB to a season ending knee injury. But that's just Water under the Bridge now.

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What brand of car do vikings drive? Fjord

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Why couldn't women be vikings? Because they only made mail armour.

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What type of cars do Vikings drive? Fjords...

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What's the difference between the Vikings and Finnish men? When the Vikings came home after their wars, that's when the real drinking began. But when a Finnish man comes home after drinking, that's when the real war begins.

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How did Vikings send secret messages? Norse code.

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On the Beauty of Nordic Women... Question: Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...

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How do Vikings communicate? Norse code!

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What is a Vikings favourite letter? Well obviously it’s the C!

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