The Minnesota Vikings walk into a bar To watch the Super Bowl
Why do the Minnesota vikings wear purple as a team color? If you've been choking for 50 years, you'd be purple too!
I don't understand why the Lions and Vikings get to play on thanksgiving. Shouldn’t the Patriots play the Redskins, and then steal their stadium?
What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair? Barberians.
How did vikings send secret messages By using Norse code
What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings? Norse Korea
What stories did Vikings tell their children? Norsery Rhymes
Vikings kicker Blair Walsh apparently attempted suicide last night. He ended up being just fine, he was unable to kick the chair out from under him.
Why don't the Minnesota Vikings eat cereal? Every time they get close to the bowl, they choke!
Why were the Vikings such good sailors? You can lead a Norse to water but you can’t make him sink.
Roman soldiers are trained... ...But Vikings are Bjorn.
Where do Vikings go when they get old? The Norsing home
Vikings aren't afraid of death. ... they know they'll be Bjørn again.
In honor of the Vikings/Packers game on Saturday...
How can you tell if a Packers fan is mad at you?
They grit their tooth at you.
How did Vikings send secret messages? By Norse code!
TIL: Norwegian women are so hot, because vikings only took the most beautiful women as prisoners. Gotcha ?
Why do companies all around the world fear Vikings? Because of their skills in hacking
Who are the Minnesota Vikings' toughest opponents? November and December.
What do the Minnesota Vikings and a car in the junk yard have in common? Neither one has a title
Famous Deaths happen in 3s...
Sunday it was Mr Fuji,
Yesterday it was Gene Wilder,
Today it was the Minnesota Vikings season.
Minnesota Vikings lost their QB to a season ending knee injury. But that's just Water under the Bridge now.
What brand of car do vikings drive? Fjord
Why couldn't women be vikings? Because they only made mail armour.
What type of cars do Vikings drive? Fjords...
What's the difference between the Vikings and Finnish men? When the Vikings came home after their wars, that's when the real drinking began. But when a Finnish man comes home after drinking, that's when the real war begins.
How did Vikings send secret messages? Norse code.
On the Beauty of Nordic Women...
Question: Why are Nordic women so beautiful?
Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...
How do Vikings communicate? Norse code!
What is a Vikings favourite letter? Well obviously it’s the C!