I saw a 4 year old girl crying, all alone
"Are you ok?" I asked her. "Do you know where your mommy and daddy are?"
"No" she sobbed
I love doing volunteer work at the orphanage
I signed up to volunteer at a pro-life bake sale I'll be selling cups of uncooked batter and insisting they're actually cupcakes
My motto is "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again." They don't let me volunteer for the suicide prevention hotline anymore.
So I applied for a random volunteer job at my church I really hope I get the missionary position
I volunteer part time as a jouster at the renaissance fair. I’m a free lancer.
As a volunteer, I taught a seminar on how to write persuasive speeches at my local prison. I titled the course: "Prose and Cons".
I saw a 4 year girl crying, all alone.
“Are you ok?” I asked her. “Do you know where your mommy and daddy are?”
“No” she sobbed.
I love doing volunteer work at the orphanage.
No one understands how important milliseconds are, better than volunteer firefighters It's the amount of time they have from meeting you, to telling you they are a volunteer firefighter.
What do you call a volunteer bricklayer? A freemason.
For my next joke ..I need a volunteer, preferably a doctor.
My girlfriend asked me why I always volunteer to drive her around on Rosh Hashanah... I dunno, I just heard they always blow the shofar.
Using a pencil to vote in the 2015 General Election... As safe an option as letting Jimmy Saville volunteer in a Kids Hospital.
I volunteer a lot at a children's hospice... It never gets old.
Milliseconds are important to volunteer firefighters. It's the amount of time they have in between meeting you, and telling you they are a volunteer firefighter.
What did the Italian say when he tested his first successful skunk perfume on a volunteer?
You reek-uh!
OC- as far as I know
Magicians in The Future "I need a volunteer. Hmm... Yes, you! The attack helicopter in the red shirt!"
After work, I volunteer to help blind children Btw verb, not adjective
A man was at a HIV volunteer center...
...to give a motivational talk to the patients
He told them they need to stay positive.
Not surprise he got kicked out shortly after
I was asked if I wanted to volunteer at the U2 concert... ...I said I don't like to do Pro Bono work.
TIL... Tomorrow I learned that Steve Buscemi was a volunteer firefighter on Sep....
United airlines did get one good thing out of this all. Everyone will volunteer their seat if they're over booked.
I don't know about you, but I'd love to volunteer at a battered women's shelter I betcha the cakes they make are amazing
What kind of clothes does a volunteer wear? Participants.
What does NAVY stand for? Never Again Volunteer Yourself.
What do you call a hospital volunteer with a cocaine habit?
A nose candy striper.
[and no, not stripper. that would be too many levels. And you couldn't tell it to your Sunday school members]
Why does Georgia volunteer to keep the fire going through the night whenever the southern states go camping? Because Georgia stays woke
I need a volunteer to test Stockholm syndrome.
Any takers?
Edit: This is a dumb joke...
Milliseconds are important to volunteer firefighters It's the amount of time they have after meeting you to tell you they are a volunteer firefighter.
Woman is at her funeral a man stands up he says
"Volunteer"
"That helps a lot" replied the woman