TIL there's a city named after a waffle dropped on the beach San Diego
What do you call a waffle on the beach in Southern California? A sandy Eggo!
What do you get when you drop your frozen waffle at the beach? A San Diego
Yo mama so fat ... The sorting hat put her in waffle house.
What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?
Sandiego
(The first joke I ever made as a kid)
What do you call a waffle that you dropped on the beach? San Diego
What did Carmen's mom say when Carmen dropped her waffle in the sandbox? "Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo?"
What do you call a waffle on a California beach? Sandy-Eggo.
What was Hitler's favourite type of waffle ? Luftwaffle
What’s the best part of a waffle? The w. Without it it’s just awful.
What does a coffee pot say when it's feeling sorry for itself?
Pour me...
:-/
Courtesy Waffle House marketing team from an email i received today.
What did aunt jemima say when she ran out of pancakes? Oh how waffle!
Hagrid is so fat The Sorting Hat put him in the Waffle House
Yo Mama's so fat... She asked the Sorting Hat to put her in Waffle House.
What do you get when you drop your waffle at the beach? San Diego
I made a Belgium waffle this morning, This afternoon I'm going to make a Frenchman talk nonsense.
What do you call a waffle that you've dropped on the beach?
A sandy Egg
(*My daughter hit me with this one this morning*)
What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach? ....Sandy ego.
How did San Diego get its name? Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.
What does a waffle call his complete existential paradigm shift? His eggo death
What do you call a waffle made in California?
A sandy Eggo.
Edit: focus more on how the phrase sounds when you say it.
What do you call a Belgian prostitute? *A waffle vendor*
How did Helen Keller burn her face?
She answered the waffle iron.
How did she burn the other side?
They called back.
Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party? He was a square.
What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron? Fawaffle!
What's the hardest kind of waffle to find? A Carmen Sandy Eggo
What do you call a waffle on a California beach? A sandy eggo
What did the Eggo waffle say while being picked from the freezer? Leggo’a me!
What did Sigmund Freud say when his patient wouldn’t unhand his waffle? “Leggo my ego!”
Next time you're at a Waffle House, ask for the Kennedy special. It's a hashbrown double capped.
What happens when you manage a Waffle House too long? You get eggotistical
What do you call a waffle on a beach? Sandy Eggo
What do you call the fanatical elite military units of the Belgian armed forces? Waffle SS
I pour maple syrup over my essays Because they're 100% waffle.
I dropped my waffle on the beach the other day...
You know what I had?
A San Diego