Waffle Jokes

Funny Waffle Jokes
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TIL there's a city named after a waffle dropped on the beach San Diego

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What do you call a waffle on the beach in Southern California? A sandy Eggo!

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What do you get when you drop your frozen waffle at the beach? A San Diego

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Yo mama so fat ... The sorting hat put her in waffle house.

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What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand? Sandiego


(The first joke I ever made as a kid)

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What do you call a waffle that you dropped on the beach? San Diego

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What did Carmen's mom say when Carmen dropped her waffle in the sandbox? "Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo?"

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What do you call a waffle on a California beach? Sandy-Eggo.

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What was Hitler's favourite type of waffle ? Luftwaffle

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What’s the best part of a waffle? The w. Without it it’s just awful.

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What does a coffee pot say when it's feeling sorry for itself? Pour me...

:-/

Courtesy Waffle House marketing team from an email i received today.

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What did aunt jemima say when she ran out of pancakes? Oh how waffle!

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Hagrid is so fat The Sorting Hat put him in the Waffle House

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Yo Mama's so fat... She asked the Sorting Hat to put her in Waffle House.

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What do you get when you drop your waffle at the beach? San Diego

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I made a Belgium waffle this morning, This afternoon I'm going to make a Frenchman talk nonsense.

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What do you call a waffle that you've dropped on the beach? A sandy Egg


(*My daughter hit me with this one this morning*)

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What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach? ....Sandy ego.

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How did San Diego get its name? Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.

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What does a waffle call his complete existential paradigm shift? His eggo death

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What do you call a waffle made in California? A sandy Eggo.

Edit: focus more on how the phrase sounds when you say it.

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What do you call a Belgian prostitute? *A waffle vendor*

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How did Helen Keller burn her face? She answered the waffle iron.
How did she burn the other side?
They called back.

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Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party? He was a square.

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What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron? Fawaffle!

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What's the hardest kind of waffle to find? A Carmen Sandy Eggo

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What do you call a waffle on a California beach? A sandy eggo

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What did the Eggo waffle say while being picked from the freezer? Leggo’a me!

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What did Sigmund Freud say when his patient wouldn’t unhand his waffle? “Leggo my ego!”

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Next time you're at a Waffle House, ask for the Kennedy special. It's a hashbrown double capped.

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What happens when you manage a Waffle House too long? You get eggotistical

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What do you call a waffle on a beach? Sandy Eggo

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What do you call the fanatical elite military units of the Belgian armed forces? Waffle SS

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I pour maple syrup over my essays Because they're 100% waffle.

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I dropped my waffle on the beach the other day... You know what I had?
A San Diego

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