How is a walrus like Tupperware? They're both looking for a tight seal.
My wife is so ugly... she walked past the walrus enclosure at Sea World, and her iPhone X unlocked itself.
Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party? He wanted to find a tight seal.
What do a walrus and a ziploc bag have in common? They both like a tight seal.
Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party? Because he was looking for a tight seal. ;)
What do a walrus and tupperware have in common? Both lookin for a tight seal.
Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party He was looking for a tight seal
Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party? Because he wanted to find a tight seal.
How do you kill a walrus? Tell him there's something on its chest
What was the Walrus doing in the Tupperware store? Looking for the tight seal
How are lesbians and walruses different? One has a mustache and smells like fish and the other one is a walrus.
Why did the Walrus go to the Tupperware store? Because he wanted a tight seal.
What do a tupperware and a walrus have in common? They both love tight seals.
Why did the penguin break up with the walrus? Because they were polar opposites.
How do you get a walrus to commit suicide? You point at its chest and say, "What's that?"
What does a walrus and tupperware have in common? They both like a tight seal.
What does a walrus and a Tupperware container have in common ? They both like a tight seal.
What does a walrus and a Tupperware sales lady have in common? They are both looking for a tight seal.
What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus? One tooth
Why did the Walrus go to the Tupperware party? He heard there was gonna be some tight seals there!
What do you call a Samoan Mermaid? A walrus.
What do a piece of tuperware and a walrus have in common? They both like a tight seal.
How are a tupperware container and a walrus alike? They both like a tight seal.
Why did the walrus lick the envelope? Because he was looking for a good seal.
Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware store? So that he can find the tightest seal.
What do a plumber and a walrus have in common? They both like a good, tight seal.
You know what a Walrus and Tupperware have in common? They're both looking for a tight seal
Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party? He was looking for a real tight seal
What’s a walrus favorite part of a house? The walls!!
I found bottles of 'Walrus oil' during my woodworking class... I asked if they meant Walnut... to which they said: "no, walrus oil gives the best seal!".
What's a difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus
Your mom is so ugly... she was walking through the Aquarium and a Walrus unlocked her iPhone X.
What do a walrus and a tupperware have in common? They both like a tight seal
WHY DID THE WALRUS GO TO THE TUPPERWARE PARTY? to get a tight seal
What's the difference between a fisherman and a walrus? One has an ugly bewhiskered face and smells like fish and the other one is a walrus
So my science teacher asked what kind of beetle can swim the best so I replied Paul of course, after all he is the walrus. Coo coo ca chu