Weightlifting Jokes

I feel really bad for the Mexican Olympian disqualified from weightlifting for excessive use of protein. They told him, "No whey, José."

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Funny Weightlifting Jokes
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They say weightlifting can lead to disembowelment .. But I think it really shows guts

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LPT: When weightlifting, always have a friend videotape it. Because the camera always adds 10 pounds.

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I'm sorry you lost the weightlifting competition. Would you like a pick me up?

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What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day? Dino-sore

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Weightlifting is a tough sport Others set the bar very high

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There's a book about how the Roman Emperor Augustus was really buff and into weightlifting... It's called *The Guns of Augustus*

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What does a weightlifting divorce attorney have in common with a good push-up bra? They both lift and separate.

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