I feel really bad for the Mexican Olympian disqualified from weightlifting for excessive use of protein. They told him, "No whey, José."
They say weightlifting can lead to disembowelment .. But I think it really shows guts
LPT: When weightlifting, always have a friend videotape it. Because the camera always adds 10 pounds.
I'm sorry you lost the weightlifting competition. Would you like a pick me up?
What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day? Dino-sore
Weightlifting is a tough sport Others set the bar very high
There's a book about how the Roman Emperor Augustus was really buff and into weightlifting... It's called *The Guns of Augustus*
What does a weightlifting divorce attorney have in common with a good push-up bra? They both lift and separate.