Weiner Jokes

What's the difference between my jokes and my weiner? Women never laugh at my jokes

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I got my weiner stuck in the DVD hole of that Pixar movie with the old man and the balloons. TIFU.

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So the FBI is reopening their investigation due to emails found on computers at Anthony Weiner's house. If these emails bring Hillary down, it'll be the first time she's been screwed by a Weiner in years.

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Funny Weiner Jokes
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Why did the cowboy adopt the weiner dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy!

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If this Hillary case blows up... It will be the second time a weiner has ruined the presidency for a Clinton

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Why did the cowboy adopt a weiner dog? He wanted to git a long little doggy.

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Why was the daschund owner sad? Because he has a tiny weiner.

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What did the hot dog say when he won the race? I am the Weiner......


😂😂

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Jimmy Neutron (Split Personalities) Jimmy Electron, Jimmy Proton and Carl Weiner

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I told my girlfriend that my weiner is like a computer She said "is it because its like a hard drive and is made of metal"

Wait till she finds out its more like "" microsoft and has a lot of viruses""

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What's the difference between a republican and a democrat? How much damage can their Weiner make...

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What do you call a female roach with a weiner? A transpestite.

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Bill Cosby, Anthony Weiner and Harvey Weinstein walk into a bar Harvey says, "Hey Bill, buy me a drink!"
Bill shouts back, "I don't know what role you're trying to offer me, but let's not involve Weiner..."

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What does a weiner and a Rubix Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

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I went to a weiner emporium today... I never sausage a sight!

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Hillary's team is really going all out to get the LGBTQ vote... They've even convinced Huma to get rid of her Weiner.

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What do you call a successful hot dog? A Weiner.

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What do you call a dachshund-chihuahua mix? A Beaner-Weiner

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Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy

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Maybe it was a mistake to keep forgiving Anthony Weiner... But hey, she's only Huma.

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The Weiner There once was a Congressman named Weiner,

Who had a perverted demeanor.

He was forced from the Hill for acting like Bill.

Now Congress is one Weiner leaner.



Moral: tweet your meat, lose your seat.

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What is Anthony Weiner's favorite type of mail? Junk mail

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I just heard Michael Jackson died from food poisoning... he choked on a 9-year old weiner.

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Why did the cowboy buy a weiner dog? He wanted to get a long little doggie.

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Why did the cowboy buy a weiner dog Cause somebody told him to get a long lil doggy

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What did the sausage say when he won the race? I'm a weiner.

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Why did the cowboy get a Weiner dog? He was told to *get a long little doggy.*

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A good friend of mine, Frank, owns and operates a struggling Hot Dog business... He recently turned to social media to help boost sales though, and is determined to make every post a weiner.

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Got the results of my fertility test today. The doctor came in, looked at his chart, and said “Happy Hollow Weiner”

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What did the German tourist dress up as for Halloween? A hollow-Weiner

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What did the birt bike say to the weiner? Brraaaaaatttttttttttttt!!!

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