Werewolf Jokes

What do you call a werewolf that doesn't know he's a werewolf? An unawarewolf.

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Funny Werewolf Jokes
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What do you call a werewolf on YouTube? A Lycansubscribe.

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What do you call a werewolf that knows it's a werewolf? A self-awarewolf.

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Dang girl. Are you a werewolf... Cause I'm lycan what I see.

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What do you call a sugary werewolf? a glycan

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What do you call a fat Irish werewolf? O'beast

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What do you call a werewolf who has taken an interest in social justice? Awarewolf

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How do you support a werewolf's YouTube channel? Lycan subscribe

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What do you call a YouTuber who turns into a werewolf? A Lycansubscribe.

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Jupiter has a total of 64 moons. Their werewolf problem must be enormous.

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Where does a werewolf get a new tail? At the re-tail store!

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I was trying to find out where my local pelt-merchant was hosting a “Lupine Designs” fashion gala for his fellow lycanthropes this year So I asked “Where is the werewolf’s wolf-wares warehouse where werewolves wear wolves’ wares?”

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What do you call a careful wolf? A werewolf.

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Where do you store a werewolf? In a were-house

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I got bitten by a werewolf and I'm turning into one myself. I think I'm lycan it so far.

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What does a Werewolf YouTuber say at the end of his videos? Lycan-subscribe.

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I taught a wolf to meditate. Now he’s a werewolf.

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Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance? He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.

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On Halloween, a werewolf went out dressed as a Klingon, but got lost He's a Wear-Worf Where-Wolf

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I used to be a Werewolf. But I’m alright NAAAOOOOOOOW...

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What does a werewolf YouTuber say? Be sure to lycan subscribe!

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What do you call a YouTuber Werewolf? A Lycansubscribe.

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What do you call a youtuber who is a werewolf ? A Lycansubscribe

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I used to be a werewolf but im over it noooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww

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Why do Chinese people like to play werewolf so much? It's the only time they can vote to voice their opinions

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Saw a werewolf at the bus stop this morning, or possibly just a very hairy guy.... Either way, the silver bullets work.

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What's a werewolf's favorite vegetable? What's a werewolf's favorite vegetable?

Arooooooogula

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What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout? High Moon!

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A Werewolf: A Very astute wolf

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What did the pirate say to the werewolf to make it go away? Ag ag ag ag!

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Harry Potter turned into a werewolf and was unable to turn back to normal He was caught in a Harry situation

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What did the taxi driver first say to the wolf? Werewolf

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What's the first thing the taxi driver said to the wolf? Werewolf

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I used to be a werewolf... But I don't think I am anymoooOOOOOOOOOooore



(Note: I'll see myself out. It's better when performed out loud and not read!)

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Do you know what a reverse werewolf is? When a wolf sees a person and turns into the moon.

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