West Virginia Jokes

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Funniest West Virginia Jokes

TIL that the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia... otherwise it would have been called the teethbrush.


Edit: Sorry for picking on you WV, when there appears to be numerous other states I could have equally offended with this joke.

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Why are no murders solved in West Virginia? Everyone has the same DNA and no one has any teeth.

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Who's the poorest person in West Virginia? The Tooth Fairy.

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Did you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia? Anywhere else and it would have been called a teeth brush.

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Of course the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia. Otherwise it would’ve been called the teethbrush.

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Did you know that the toothbrush was invented in the state of West Virginia? Yeah if it weee invented anywhere else it would be called a ‘teethbrush’.

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What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween? Pump Kin

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In West Virginia, a policeman stops a car... Policeman: Whose car is this, where are you taking it and what do you do for a living?

Miner: Mine.

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How can you tell the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia? Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called a teethbrush.

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So they were going to make a new CSI tv show in West Virginia... But they had to scrap production when they realized there were no dental records and all the DNA was the same.

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Why is Halloween one of the most popular holidays in West Virginia? It gives them an opportunity to *pump-kin*.

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How do you know that the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia? If it was invented anywhere else, it would be called a teethbrush.

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How can you tell if lunch meat is from West Virginia? It's in bread

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The word toothbrush originated in West Virginia... Otherwise it would have been called a teethbrush.

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You know what West Virginians say about dating, don't you? The closer the kin, the better the skin.

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Man in a hot air balloon is lost over West Virginia He looks down and sees a redneck on the porch of his trailer and shouts down to him

“Where am I ?”
The Redneck looks back up and shouts back,

"You can't fool me. You're in that basket up there."

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Self-proclaimed "west virginia backwoods Redneck" told me these were the best jokes ever, tha. Waid "birds's gotta eat, just like a worm." what do you call a deer with no eyes? ... .

No eye deer.


What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?


Still no eye deer.

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Did you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia? If it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush

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Where do West Virginians go for Blind Dates? Olive Garden..when you're here you're family.

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Know any West Virginia Jokes? I just got a job and am moving there soon. The only one I know is, "In West Virginia it's called a TOOTHbrush and not a teethbrush for a reason"

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What do you call a virgin in West Virginia? An only child....

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What do you call 32 West Virginia women in a room? A full set of teeth.

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Guy in West Virginia gets a girlfriend... He runs to his dad and says, "I just got a new girlfriend and she's a virgin."
The dad says, "If she's not good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours."

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I'm thinking of starting a service to find out the heritage of West Virginia residents I'll call it Incestry™

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what do a divorce and a tornado have in common in west virginia? either way you lose the trailer

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I read an article that said "there have been no reported glueten allergies in the state of West Virginia" I thought it was inbred?

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West Virginia Pregnancy Rate Hits All Time Low as COVID-19 Puts Stop to Family Reunions Not The Onion.

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What do you call 27 West Virginians? A full set of teeth.

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What's the first question on the West Virginia Bar Exam? If a husband and wife get divorced, do they still remain brother and sister?

A) Yes
B) No
C) They become cousins
D) None of the Above

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How do you stop rape in West Virginia? kill all the sheep

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How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia? If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.

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How come there was no damage the night the stars fell on Alabama? Because the state was moved aside. Haven't you heard of Mobile Alabama?

The people responsible for that feat of engineering later brought us Wheeling West Virginia.

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What is a West Virginians favorite candy? A blow pop.

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Six West Virginia teens dead after pickup they were riding in crashes into the Ohio River They couldn't get the tailgate down in time to escape.

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West Virginians are like burgers. They're always inbred.

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What's the most common phrase heard in West Virginia on a Friday night? Get off me daddy, yer crushin' my cigarettes.

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So West Virginia recently legalized medical marijuana... I guess that you could say it was almost heaven.

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What do yeast and West Virginians have in common? They are both inbread

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What do West Virginians like to have at their Halloween parties? Pump-kin.

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Pretty sure the COVID-19 cure is somewhere in West Virginia It obviously doesn’t like their one gene.

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What happens if you keep your Christmas lights up after New Years in West Virginia? Mothman steals them and takes them to his cave.

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I just realized the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia If it'd been invented anywhere else, it would be called a teethbrush

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