TIL that the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia...
otherwise it would have been called the teethbrush.
Edit: Sorry for picking on you WV, when there appears to be numerous other states I could have equally offended with this joke.
Why are no murders solved in West Virginia? Everyone has the same DNA and no one has any teeth.
Who's the poorest person in West Virginia? The Tooth Fairy.
Did you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia? Anywhere else and it would have been called a teeth brush.
Of course the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia. Otherwise it would’ve been called the teethbrush.
Did you know that the toothbrush was invented in the state of West Virginia? Yeah if it weee invented anywhere else it would be called a ‘teethbrush’.
What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween? Pump Kin
In West Virginia, a policeman stops a car...
Policeman: Whose car is this, where are you taking it and what do you do for a living?
Miner: Mine.
How can you tell the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia? Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called a teethbrush.
So they were going to make a new CSI tv show in West Virginia... But they had to scrap production when they realized there were no dental records and all the DNA was the same.
Why is Halloween one of the most popular holidays in West Virginia? It gives them an opportunity to *pump-kin*.
How can you tell if lunch meat is from West Virginia? It's in bread
The word toothbrush originated in West Virginia... Otherwise it would have been called a teethbrush.
How do you know that the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia? If it was invented anywhere else, it would be called a teethbrush.
You know what West Virginians say about dating, don't you? The closer the kin, the better the skin.
Self-proclaimed "west virginia backwoods Redneck" told me these were the best jokes ever, tha. Waid "birds's gotta eat, just like a worm."
what do you call a deer with no eyes? ... .
No eye deer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no eye deer.
Did you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia? If it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush
Man in a hot air balloon is lost over West Virginia
He looks down and sees a redneck on the porch of his trailer and shouts down to him
“Where am I ?”
The Redneck looks back up and shouts back,
"You can't fool me. You're in that basket up there."
Know any West Virginia Jokes? I just got a job and am moving there soon. The only one I know is, "In West Virginia it's called a TOOTHbrush and not a teethbrush for a reason"
What do you call a virgin in West Virginia? An only child....
Where do West Virginians go for Blind Dates? Olive Garden..when you're here you're family.
What do you call 32 West Virginia women in a room? A full set of teeth.
what do a divorce and a tornado have in common in west virginia? either way you lose the trailer
I'm thinking of starting a service to find out the heritage of West Virginia residents I'll call it Incestry™
I read an article that said "there have been no reported glueten allergies in the state of West Virginia" I thought it was inbred?
Guy in West Virginia gets a girlfriend...
He runs to his dad and says, "I just got a new girlfriend and she's a virgin."
The dad says, "If she's not good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours."
West Virginia Pregnancy Rate Hits All Time Low as COVID-19 Puts Stop to Family Reunions Not The Onion.
What do you call 27 West Virginians? A full set of teeth.
What's the first question on the West Virginia Bar Exam?
If a husband and wife get divorced, do they still remain brother and sister?
A) Yes
B) No
C) They become cousins
D) None of the Above
How do you find a virgin in West Virginia? Find a girl who can still run faster than her 12 year-old brother.
How do you stop rape in West Virginia? kill all the sheep
How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia? If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.
What is a West Virginians favorite candy? A blow pop.
How come there was no damage the night the stars fell on Alabama?
Because the state was moved aside. Haven't you heard of Mobile Alabama?
The people responsible for that feat of engineering later brought us Wheeling West Virginia.
So West Virginia recently legalized medical marijuana... I guess that you could say it was almost heaven.
The worst thing about living in West Virginia is all the country music. The second worst thing is telling your sister you already have a prom date.
What do yeast and West Virginians have in common? They are both inbread
What happens if you keep your Christmas lights up after New Years in West Virginia? Mothman steals them and takes them to his cave.
Pretty sure the COVID-19 cure is somewhere in West Virginia It obviously doesn’t like their one gene.