Up the mountain, a japanese asked the wise man: "Master Akira, why every western man thinks that we, japanese, all look alike?" "I am not Master Akira."
Up the mountain, a japanese asked the wise man, “Master Akira, why every western man thinks that we, japanese, all look alike?” “I am not Master Akira.”
How does an Indian girl tell her family she will be wearing a Western dress to her wedding? "Sorry, not Sari."
How many Country and Western singers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five.
One to change the bulb and four to sing about how much they loved the old one.
What do you call the western half of Kenya? Kenya West
What did the eastern Russian say to the western Russian in the bathroom? "European."
Did you hear about the place in western Czech Republic where they do hip-hop covers of Queen songs? It's the Bohemian Rap City.
What did the two brothers say when they were separated at a Western Australian airport? We were separated at Perth.
I refuse to participate in my girlfriend’s western fantasy, where she dresses up as a cowgirl. I’m just not a fan of chapped lips.
What's the difference between Western and Middle -Eastern atheists? Western atheists have heads.
Someone asked Ghandi what he thought about Western Civilization He thought it could be a really good idea
A man is traveling to the coast of South Western Asia, and he asks his friend if she wants to go with him. She says: "Yemen, shore."
People are worrying about Huawei stealing personal info but it's the Western technologies (Apple, Blackberry, Raisin, Raspberry pi) that we should be concerned about. They're much more likely to be inciders.
I saw this really good movie in a hotel.. There were a lot of gunfights, cowboys, saloons and drinking. It was the Best Western I've ever seen.
What does Vladimir Putin call a waterslide made from the tears of Western Europeans? Crimea River.
What happens if you play a country western song backwards? Your pickup truck starts, your wife comes back home, and your dog comes back to life.
All western rock classics are banned in North Korea. Except ”Sweet Child in a Mine”
What's the difference between a Western girl and an Arab girl? The Western girl gets stoned **before** she commits adultery.
Great idea
Journalist: What do you think of western civilization?
Gandhi: I think it would be a great idea!
Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways? All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.
3 legged Dog A 3 legged dog walks into an old western salon, looks around, and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."
What's the best part about being middle eastern ? For the price of a one way trip to a western country you get a roundtrip ticket.
Why do 19th century western women insist on staying in the kitchen? It's easier to control the arsenic.
Why does no one swim in the western coast of South America? Because the water is Chile
Singing French Knights In the Middle Ages, Western France was known for it singing knights. The most famous group were a bunch of lancers from the town of Brittany. They were known as the Brittany Spears.
If western water have swordfish, when what do eastern waters have? Ka*tuna*
Asian politicians
Asian politicians are hornier than any other politicians because...
Western politicians have elections while Asian politicians have erections.
Rockstar has pretty much confirmed it's making a new Red Dead ... ... Grand Theft Auto V dlc with new customizable skins inspired by attire in the famous western-themed game.
Columbus Day is a really sore subject for me. It's so hard for me to honor the holiday while ignoring one of the biggest crimes in human history... The introduction of Tobacco into western society.
Told my wife that I am taking her to "The Amazing Escape Room" for Valentines day.... ...I hope she likes The Best Western!
About a year ago, China debt-trapped Sri Lanka and bullied them into letting them lease a port for 99 years Proving once again that they steal all the western intellectual property within their zone of influence
What's the contour integral of western Europe? Zero, because the poles are in eastern Europe.
BREAKING NEWS: President Donald Trump becomes first ever sitting U.S. president to visit the Western Wall in Israel. He had but one question.... "America needs a wall, how much for this tremendous wall?"
Putin on the Ritz It is not the Best Western hotel.