You know what you call a marine with an IQ of 160 A platoon.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him, he won't be able to come to you.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you call it, it aint coming
What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? It doesn’t matter what you call them, they’re still not going to come
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter what you call it, it’s not coming
What you call a fight between a Mexican and a Priest? Alien vs Predator
What you call toes that taste like mint?
Tic-tac-toe!
My 8 year old daughter made this one up.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter what you call it, it’s not gonna come
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, it's not coming anyways.
What you call a deer with no eyes No idear
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him, he's never gonna come.
What You Call A Unvaccinated Child On His 4th Birthday!!! A Grave Mistake!
What you call a book club that's been stuck on one book for decades ? Church.
If Londoners are what you call people from London and New Yorkers are what you call people from New York, what are Hamburgers?? Delicious!!
What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas? A tacodile
Q: You know what you call a fish with nine eyes? A: Fiiiiiiiiish
What you call a healthy, large aquatic mammal living in a structure that gives access to ground water that is located west of England? A well Welsh well whale
What you call a rednecks old folk Incestors
WHAT YOU CALL KIDS BORN IN A WHOREHOUSE? Brothelsprouts
Do you know what you call an air tight crustacean? A hermetic crab
Someone asked me the other day if I could tell them what you call someone who's from the Island north of Sardinia. "Corsican"
What you call a French snitch? ratatouille
What you call a man with a plank of wood on his head?
Edward.
What do you call a man with three planks of wood on his head?
Edward Woodward.
What do you call a man with four planks of wood on his head?
I don’t know, but Edward Woodward would.
You know what you call an aborted baby? A secret
You know what you call the middle of the womb? The placentre
What you call a person driving a car under the influence of laughing gas ? Madagascar
What you call an animal that moos? A cow, dumbass.
You know what you call the stupidest graduate from the worst medical school in the country? Doctor
what you call a fly with no wings Walk
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him, he won't come.
What did Picard leave in the bathroom?
The Captain's Log!
What you call the counsellor, Worf, and Riker in a hottub?
Menage a Troi!
Why did Lor get lost?
Bad Data!
Why did Locutus leave Data's concert?
It was borging.
You kmow what you call an air tight crustacean? A hermetic crab
What you call someone pretending to play Sudoku? Psuedoku
What you call a relative that lives in another country? Farmily
I told my writing teacher that I was just going to add in comas after every word so I didn’t miss any...
She said.”No, don’t do that.”
I answered, “You’re right, because that’s what you call a Kamikaze.”