What You Call Jokes

You know what you call a marine with an IQ of 160 A platoon.

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Funny What You Call Jokes
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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him, he won't be able to come to you.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you call it, it aint coming

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? It doesn’t matter what you call them, they’re still not going to come

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter what you call it, it’s not coming

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What you call a fight between a Mexican and a Priest? Alien vs Predator

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What you call toes that taste like mint? Tic-tac-toe!

My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter what you call it, it’s not gonna come

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, it's not coming anyways.

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What you call a deer with no eyes No idear

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him, he's never gonna come.

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What You Call A Unvaccinated Child On His 4th Birthday!!! A Grave Mistake!

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What you call a book club that's been stuck on one book for decades ? Church.

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If Londoners are what you call people from London and New Yorkers are what you call people from New York, what are Hamburgers?? Delicious!!

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What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas? A tacodile

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Q: You know what you call a fish with nine eyes? A: Fiiiiiiiiish

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What you call a healthy, large aquatic mammal living in a structure that gives access to ground water that is located west of England? A well Welsh well whale

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What you call a rednecks old folk Incestors

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WHAT YOU CALL KIDS BORN IN A WHOREHOUSE? Brothelsprouts

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Do you know what you call an air tight crustacean? A hermetic crab

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Someone asked me the other day if I could tell them what you call someone who's from the Island north of Sardinia. "Corsican"

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What you call a French snitch? ratatouille

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What you call a man with a plank of wood on his head? Edward.

What do you call a man with three planks of wood on his head?

Edward Woodward.

What do you call a man with four planks of wood on his head?

I don’t know, but Edward Woodward would.

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You know what you call an aborted baby? A secret

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You know what you call the middle of the womb? The placentre

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What you call a person driving a car under the influence of laughing gas ? Madagascar

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What you call an animal that moos? A cow, dumbass.

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You know what you call the stupidest graduate from the worst medical school in the country? Doctor

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what you call a fly with no wings Walk

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him, he won't come.

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What did Picard leave in the bathroom? The Captain's Log!

What you call the counsellor, Worf, and Riker in a hottub?
Menage a Troi!

Why did Lor get lost?
Bad Data!

Why did Locutus leave Data's concert?
It was borging.

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You kmow what you call an air tight crustacean? A hermetic crab

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What you call someone pretending to play Sudoku? Psuedoku

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What you call a relative that lives in another country? Farmily

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I told my writing teacher that I was just going to add in comas after every word so I didn’t miss any... She said.”No, don’t do that.”

I answered, “You’re right, because that’s what you call a Kamikaze.”

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