Sweet dreams are made of cheese... Who am I to diss a brie?
A teacher receives a phone call shortly before the school day starts
Caller: Mr. Brown, my son James will not come to school today because he is sick.
Teacher: Who am I speaking to please?
Caller: I am my father.
I have a great joke about social anxiety. Who am I kidding? You'll hate it.
My girlfriend said that if this gets 1000 upvotes.... ...who am I kidding? Me? A girlfriend?
(Riddle)Everyone I love is dead. Who am I? A necrophiliac
As I'm walking in to work this morning my boss told me to "Have a good day" Who am i to argue? Thanked him and came straight back home
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Ah, who am I kidding feminists can't change anything.
If Nike was founded by a women Then the tag line would be "Just do it....If you want too...I dont want to force you...Its your life...anyways you never listen to me...Do whatever you want...Who am I to say"
Politician and money Robber walks towards a politician and says "Give me your money". Politician replies with "Do you know who am i ? I'm a politician(any name)". And then robber responds "Okay. Give me my money".
I wish there was a medicine that could cure procrastination Eh, who am I kidding, I'd probably put off taking it.
So sad that EA won't have a conference at E3 this year. Now who am I going to laugh at?
My dad told me to stop petting the cat because its claws were starting to dig into his skin. I kept petting the cat. Who am I to stop this poor soul from getting what it kneads?
When I greeted my boss in the morning, he told me to have a good day. Who am I to argue? So I thanked him and went back home.
I have the power to heal others. I am a villain. Who am I? The American healthcare system.
Have a good day
When I greeted my boss in the morning, he told me to have a good day.
Who am I to argue? So I thanked him and went back home.
Little boy calls to his teacher
and says "James won't be in school today, he is sick"
Teacher replies "Oh, I am sorry to hear that. By the way who am i talking to,?"
Boy answers calmly "With my Dad"
I have a dollar bill pressed between my chin and my chest.....who am i? Christopher Reeve at a strip club.
I wonder what SwissCodeMonkey.....
Will do now that Funny Jokes has an alternative.
Who am I kidding? We all know they never do anything.
I was going to write a chemistry joke but all the good ones... No who am I kidding? There are Nitrogen Oxygen Neon
So yesterday I saw a new joke on here... But who am I kidding, it's a repost.
There's a rise in cow-hugging during the pandemic... Who am I to judge those who want to hug my ex-wife?
As a blind comedian, I've been trying to understand my audience. But who am I kidding?
It's time to start thinking of my New Year's resolution! This year I'm going to...no, I don't have that much time. I'm stopping...no, I still like doing that. Well, I'll....who am I kidding?
What did the cat say to the dog when he was trying to run for office? "Who am I kitten, Rover. I'm not cut out to be a pawlitician."
I know how to get away with murder and stay chill at the same time, who am I? \>!spoiler Annabreeze Keating<
Sometimes I worry I need to be more productive. But then I think, "who am I to tell me what to do?"
What do impressionists and amnesiacs have in common? They are always asking, "Who am I?"