If Wonder Woman and Spiderman went into business together would they call it Amazon Web Services?
“Wonder Woman” earned $300 million worldwide in first week. "Wonder Man" earned $400 million for doing the same job.
What would you call a Crossover between Wonder Woman and Transformers? Amazon Prime.
One night, Wonder Woman sent some nude pics but one failed to impress... ...she didn't turn on the flash...
My wife asked me how Wonder Woman got her new sword in the Justice League movie... I told her that she must have Amazon Prime
If Wonder Woman is the best female warrior Would that make her Amazon Prime?
Wonder Woman would have been a much better movie without all the product placement. 2 and a half hours of Amazon this and Amazon that... sheesh.
Saw a sketchy looking man outside Walmart begging for money so he could buy the new life size Wonder Woman doll. I swear, these heroine addicts looking worse every year.
I’m worried I’ve become very obsessed with Wonder Woman, Black Widow and Captain Marvel lately. I think I might be a heroine addict.
Why is Wonder Woman's make up always on point? She's from "Themascara."
I'm married to Wonder Woman.
She wonders when I'll grow up.
She wonders when I'll take the garbage out.
She wonders when I'll finally get a promotion.
She wonders why she ever married me.
Did you hear about a guy who collected memorabilia of Rosa Parks, Florence Nightingale, Joan of Arc, and Wonder Woman? Apparently, he was a heroine addict.
Why did Demi Lovato hold Wonder Woman captive? Because she was a heroine addict
What is wonder woman's favorite drug? Heroine.
What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying? "I still find you dashing"
To give you the idea how better Wonder Woman was than previous DCEU movies The won't be releasing extended cut of Wonder Woman!
Where does Wonder Woman get her stuff from? Amazon
What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs? Heroine overdose
What does Wonder Woman call foreplay? Amazon Prime.
What did the Hulk say when he first saw Wonder Woman? Hulk Smash!
What is wonder woman’s most important piece of armor? Her wonder bra
A research team asked a group of drug addicts who their favorite superhero was.. Oddly enough, almost all of them said Wonder Woman. The research team doesn't really know why, I guess they're just big fans of the heroine...
DC Comics to end production of Wonder Woman after DEA claims They stated the movie would have attracted to many people to a strong form of Heroine.
Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman? He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.
How can she be Wonder Woman? If she's only a Gal?
Wonder Woman has a lot of equipment. A lasso, bracelets, tiara, sword, shield... I used to wonder where she gets it all, but then I remembered... Amazon...
I finally saw that Wonder Woman movie from a few years back. I think it's really dangerous to let the kids see it. It could give them the impression that DC movies are good.
Why did Wonder Woman get the Coronavirus? Cause she ate some bat meat.
Wonder Woman marries Optimus Prime and gets pregnant on their wedding night. So I guess there's gonna be a guaranteed free delivery in 2 business days.
I've gone to see Wonder Woman five times now I have a heroine addiction
What does Wonder Woman put on her eyes? The Myscira