Wonder Woman Jokes

If Wonder Woman and Spiderman went into business together would they call it Amazon Web Services?

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“Wonder Woman” earned $300 million worldwide in first week. "Wonder Man" earned $400 million for doing the same job.

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What would you call a Crossover between Wonder Woman and Transformers? Amazon Prime.

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Funny Wonder Woman Jokes
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One night, Wonder Woman sent some nude pics but one failed to impress... ...she didn't turn on the flash...

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My wife asked me how Wonder Woman got her new sword in the Justice League movie... I told her that she must have Amazon Prime

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If Wonder Woman is the best female warrior Would that make her Amazon Prime?

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Wonder Woman would have been a much better movie without all the product placement. 2 and a half hours of Amazon this and Amazon that... sheesh.

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Saw a sketchy looking man outside Walmart begging for money so he could buy the new life size Wonder Woman doll. I swear, these heroine addicts looking worse every year.

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I’m worried I’ve become very obsessed with Wonder Woman, Black Widow and Captain Marvel lately. I think I might be a heroine addict.

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Why is Wonder Woman's make up always on point? She's from "Themascara."

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I'm married to Wonder Woman. She wonders when I'll grow up.
She wonders when I'll take the garbage out.
She wonders when I'll finally get a promotion.
She wonders why she ever married me.

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Did you hear about a guy who collected memorabilia of Rosa Parks, Florence Nightingale, Joan of Arc, and Wonder Woman? Apparently, he was a heroine addict.

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Why did Demi Lovato hold Wonder Woman captive? Because she was a heroine addict

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What is wonder woman's favorite drug? Heroine.

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What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying? "I still find you dashing"

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To give you the idea how better Wonder Woman was than previous DCEU movies The won't be releasing extended cut of Wonder Woman!

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Where does Wonder Woman get her stuff from? Amazon

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What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs? Heroine overdose

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What does Wonder Woman call foreplay? Amazon Prime.

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What did the Hulk say when he first saw Wonder Woman? Hulk Smash!

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What is wonder woman’s most important piece of armor? Her wonder bra

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A research team asked a group of drug addicts who their favorite superhero was.. Oddly enough, almost all of them said Wonder Woman. The research team doesn't really know why, I guess they're just big fans of the heroine...

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DC Comics to end production of Wonder Woman after DEA claims They stated the movie would have attracted to many people to a strong form of Heroine.

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Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman? He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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How can she be Wonder Woman? If she's only a Gal?

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Wonder Woman has a lot of equipment. A lasso, bracelets, tiara, sword, shield... I used to wonder where she gets it all, but then I remembered... Amazon...

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I finally saw that Wonder Woman movie from a few years back. I think it's really dangerous to let the kids see it. It could give them the impression that DC movies are good.

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Why did Wonder Woman get the Coronavirus? Cause she ate some bat meat.

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Wonder Woman marries Optimus Prime and gets pregnant on their wedding night. So I guess there's gonna be a guaranteed free delivery in 2 business days.

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I've gone to see Wonder Woman five times now I have a heroine addiction

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What does Wonder Woman put on her eyes? The Myscira

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