My girlfriend is fed up of my constant wordplay jokes, so I asked her, "How can I stop my addiction?"
"Whatever means necessary," she replied.
"No it doesn't," I said.
I came up with a clever strategy to get my girlfriend to like my wordplay-loving family.... ....but she didn't fall for my punning clan.
I'm done with wordplay.
I posted ten different jokes hoping that at least one of them would make someone laugh.
No pun in ten did.
Did you mean to use wordplay there? Nope unintended.
My girlfriend is fed up with my constant wordplay jokes, so I asked her, "How can I stop my addiction?"
"Whatever means necessary," She replied.
"No it doesn't," I corrected.
The trouble with translating jokes is...
Many jokes rely on clever wordplay, which can get lost in translation!
(What? That always gets a laugh when I tell it in Basque.)
Most people don't enjoy puns. Wordplay almost feels like an emotional knife stab to them. But at least they appreciate my humour when I get home It just goes to show you, the only good pun is a dad pun
You should kill me for this but... Did you see the engraving under the mineral sculpture of the famous punner's head? It said, "Wordplay Ore Bust"
I heard that wordplay was illegal. Apparently there is serious PUNishment.
What do you call a battle of wordplay? Pun-fu fighting
Gene Therapy
The act of watching Gene Wilder films to cope with the loss of Gene Wilder.
This is the place for wordplay, right?
What do you call a well-written softcore erotica novel? Wordplay
Badly formed wordplay is utter torture Truly, you could say it is pun-ishment.
What kind of weapon is used by martial artists who specialize in wordplay? Punchucks.[](/teehee)
What do you call someone who tortures you to death with boring wordplay and double entendres? PUNisher
Yesterday my girlfriend asked me if i had any fetishes I told her I'm into wordplay.
Best wordplay jokes, in the spirit of "what were you eating under there?"
"Under where?"
"You were eating UNDERWEAR???"
I love that one, but it's so common that it's hard to fool anybody. Does /r/jokes have any others in the same vein that aren't as well known?
Never make puns during a Scrabble match. Your opponent may not like your wordplay.
What do you call a posh thief who was recently swindled and died but he had to be lowered to heaven? A conned-ascending condescending con descending. (A little bit of wordplay but still, also, I thought of the conned-ascending)
My friend asked me if I purposely used wordplay in my sentences. I answered ''Nope. Unintended.''
As far as ocular wordplay goes... *Eye* can't think of a *cornea*-r pun than this!
You're in a wordplay contest. The topic is "water" What is your wet pun of choice?
As the acronym turns
M y
A ttorney's
G etting
A rrested!
Totally unpolitical. Just love a bit of wordplay. I hope all turns out well.
When it comes to wordplay I find that the setup is just as important as the pun-chline
Wordplay never gets old Because letter blocks are for children.
What do you call a wordplay that's so good it gets told everywhere, even in foreign country's? a pundemic
Has anyone read the Indian wordplay book? It’s written in punjabi
What's the difference between diarrhoea and a hopping marsupial that loves wordplay?
One's a runny poo and the other is a punny roo.
Thank you and goodnight.