A gorgeous blonde is stranded on an island...
Two cannibals, father and son, find her.
The son says to the father: Wow dad! She is beautiful! Are we going to eat her?
To which the father replies: No son. Don't be silly, we're keeping her. We're eating your mother.
A man and his five year old son are walking in to the woods.
The deeper they get the darker it gets. The boy grabs his father's hand tightly. "Wow Dad, this is so scary".
The father shivers. "You're telling me son. I have to walk out of here by myself".
I will never forget my daughter's words to me at her graduation. "Wow dad.. After 18 years you decide to come back..."