Hilarious Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

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Yo Mama so ugly, She went into a haunted house and came out with a paycheck.

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Is this done before? Dad (to son): what do your friends think of you having two dads?

Son: They don't care but they make this one yo-mama joke.

Dad: Which is?

Son: Yo mama so ugly your dad had to get a husband

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Yo Mama so ugly... She can't even arouse suspicion.

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Yo Mama so ugly... Yo Mama so ugly that when she walked outside she was charged with indecent exposure.

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Yo mama so ugly That your dad takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

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Yo mama so ugly When she opens her front door on Halloween the kids give her candy.

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Yo Mama so ugly..... She went into a haunted house and left with a paycheck.

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Yo mama so ugly Her memory foam wishes it could forget,

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Yo mama so ugly... ...when she plays Mortal Kombat, Scorpion says "STAY OVER THERE!"

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Yo mama so ugly I can now see the resemblance.

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Yo Mama So Ugly She makes blind children cry!

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Yo mama so ugly... Even the tide won't take her out!

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Yo Mama so Ugly She reminds me of myself ;-;

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Yo Mama So Ugly When she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.

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Yo mama so ugly... she made One Direction go the other direction.

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Yo mama so ugly... When she walks by a construction site, the workers start whistling at each other.

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Yo mama so ugly The world created a pandemic so she'd have to wear a mask

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Yo mama so ugly She made you

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