"You look like a million bucks", said Bill Gates disappointedly to his wife.
I was on the beach with my daughter.
After a while, she turned to me and said, "Dad, you look like a lobster."
"Oh no," I replied, "Am I burning?"
She said, "No. Just very ugly."
Einstein walks into a bar...
The bartender asks "What's the deal, Einstein? You look like you're out of energy tonight."
Einstein responds: "Eh, no matter."
[BTW this was original]
Doctor: it looks like you are pregnant madame.
Lady: Wow, I'm pregnant?
Doctor: No, but you look like it.
My wife asked me what I thought the sexiest thing was about her. Apparently, "how much you look like your sister" was not the correct answer.
4 stages of life....
1) You believe in Santa.
2) You don't believe in Santa.
3) You are Santa.
4) You look like Santa.
4 stages of life
1. You believe in Santa
2. You don´t believe in Santa
3. You are Santa
4. You look like Santa
I said to my wife, "You look like a million pounds."...
I said to my wife, "You look like a million pounds."
"Don't you mean dollars?" she replied.
"I know what I mean," I said.
Girl you look like trash... Let me take you out
Is your name jingle bells? Because you look like you go all the way
A fat guy meets a skinny guy...
The fat one says: "You look like there's been a famine."
The skinny one replies: "You look like you caused it".
The four stages of life:
1. You believe in Santa
2. You don't believe in Santa
3. You dress up like Santa
4. You look like Santa
There's a new cosmetic surgery that makes you look like an Eskimo. You might wanna look Inuit.
Is your birthday the 10th of October? Because you look like a 10/10!
What are the 4 stages of life?
1) First you believe in Santa.
2) Then, you don't believe in Santa.
3) Then you act like Santa.
4) And then you look like Santa.
Hey girl, are you a hot single from my area? Because you look like you'll give me some form of virus
It's not what's on the outside that matters... What matters is what you look like naked.
Hey girl, are you from Tennessee? Cause you look like your parents were siblings.
What did the girl mushroom say to the boy mushroom?
Hey you look like a fun guy,
Edit:Sorry i am a dad of a 1yo
What is it called when your son tells you that your skin is so pale that you look like a vampire? A Son-burn
Hey girl, are you one of the hot singles in my area from the ads? Because you look like you'll give me some form of virus
If you look like your passport photo You probably aren't well enough to travel.
You look like yeast “Inbred”
Hey girl, are you one of the hot singles in my area that I saw in an ad? Because you look like you'll give me some form of virus
A truamatizing joke for a single mother to tell their child(ren) "You look like your father, whoever he is."
You look like a trillion German marks in 1929. Huge but also worthless
Girl are you a social cause? 'cause you look like something I can get behind!
Girl, you look like trash. Can I take you out?
A woman said to me, "Has anyone ever told you that you look like Brad Pitt?"
I said, "No, nobody."
She said, "They've clearly never seen The Curious Case of Benjamin Button."
Genetics tells you why you look like your parents And if not why you should
4 Stages of Life:
1. You believe in Santa Claus.
2. You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3. You are Santa Claus.
4. You look like Santa Claus.
Roses are red. Your blood is too.You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo................
Do not worry,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
But laughing at you.
If you look like your passport picture... ...you probably need the trip.
Pop music is like a party hat Classic and fun, but you look like a douche if you put it on in the car.
Are you made out of 200 BTC? Because you look like a million dollars
My wife just came in and said "I don't know if I'm coming or going." I said to her, "Judging by the look on your face you're going, because when you're coming you look like a squirrel trying to whistle!”