Hilarious You Might Be A Redneck Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

You might be a redneck If you think an Xbox is where you sign on the divorce papers.

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You might be a redneck if... ...you have a home that is mobile and five cars that aren't. Alabama represent!

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You might be a redneck if your girlfriend can pack a lip and go down on you at the same time... ...and still know what to spit and what to swallow.

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You might be a redneck if... 1. You don't know the difference between your lawn and your driveway.
2. Watching Jerry Springer reminds you of your neighbors
3. Your family tree is a circle

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You might Be a redneck if..... Your bananas and your wife have the same amount of bruises

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You might be a redneck if...... You don't have enough cash for the hooker, but she takes Food Stamps

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You might be a redneck if You might be a redneck if you have a peeing for distance contest at your family reunions and Grandma always wins.

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You might be a redneck if... You might be a redneck if:

The neighbors started a protest over your Christmas lights

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You might be a redneck if: You see your sisters Only Fans account and subscribe.

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