Instead of "who's your daddy" I accidentally said "how's your daddy" and we put our clothes back on and started discussing her dad's cholesterol.
Your mama is so fat….. Your daddy proposed to her with an onion ring.
A kid and his father enters a restaurant
The kid says to the waiter: Hey daddy!
The waiter laughes it off and leaves.
The father says to the son: Hey, i’m your daddy.
Then the kid says: But mom always screams Yes daddy! When he is in her room!
Your daddy is so stupid.. that he played Russian roulette with a Glock Pistol
If we're dating and you call me bae, boo or daddy... I'm walking out on you like, well, your daddy.
Was your daddy a carpenter? Because I wouldn't nail you if I was hammered.
Two kids were talking together.
First: "My daddy is so tall that he can touch the clouds in the sky with his hands.
" Second: "That is excellent. Does your daddy touch something soft and downy?
" First: "Yes, of course.
" Second: "Those are my daddy's testicles."
Who's your daddy ?
"Daddy pass me the salt please" said the girl innocently.
The scene became tensed when the boyfriend and her dad both reached for the salt.
I walked to this girl and said " who is your daddy? " She started crying and now I'm banned from visiting orphanage.
I could have been your daddy I could have been your daddy, but the line was too long.
And... a new joke is born
"Your momma is so frigid that your daddy would get his tongue stuck every time he would try to go down on her. "
I tried searching for this joke but couldn't find it... Did I just invent a new Your momma joke?
Roses are red, Violets are blue WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO?!?!
Yo momma so ugly... The only reason your daddy eats chicken is cause it has less hair and bigger breast than yo momma.
Your family is so poor... That your daddy is the D.J. for the ice cream truck.