Your Daddy Jokes

Instead of "who's your daddy" I accidentally said "how's your daddy" and we put our clothes back on and started discussing her dad's cholesterol.

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Funny Your Daddy Jokes
Score: 25

Your mama is so fat….. Your daddy proposed to her with an onion ring.

Score: 12

A kid and his father enters a restaurant The kid says to the waiter: Hey daddy!

The waiter laughes it off and leaves.

The father says to the son: Hey, i’m your daddy.

Then the kid says: But mom always screams Yes daddy! When he is in her room!

Score: 7

Your daddy is so stupid.. that he played Russian roulette with a Glock Pistol

Score: 6

If we're dating and you call me bae, boo or daddy... I'm walking out on you like, well, your daddy.

Score: 5

Was your daddy a carpenter? Because I wouldn't nail you if I was hammered.

Score: 4

Two kids were talking together. First: "My daddy is so tall that he can touch the clouds in the sky with his hands.
" Second: "That is excellent. Does your daddy touch something soft and downy?
" First: "Yes, of course.
" Second: "Those are my daddy's testicles."

Score: 3

Who's your daddy ? "Daddy pass me the salt please" said the girl innocently.

The scene became tensed when the boyfriend and her dad both reached for the salt.

Score: 2

I walked to this girl and said " who is your daddy? " She started crying and now I'm banned from visiting orphanage.

Score: 2

I could have been your daddy I could have been your daddy, but the line was too long.

Score: 1

And... a new joke is born "Your momma is so frigid that your daddy would get his tongue stuck every time he would try to go down on her. "

I tried searching for this joke but couldn't find it... Did I just invent a new Your momma joke?

Score: 1

Roses are red, Violets are blue WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO?!?!

Score: 1

Yo momma so ugly... The only reason your daddy eats chicken is cause it has less hair and bigger breast than yo momma.

Score: 1

Your family is so poor... That your daddy is the D.J. for the ice cream truck.

Score: 1

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