A Zen student asked his master, "Is it OK to use email?" "Yes," replied the master, "But no attachments."
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What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
A zen student asked his master: “Is it okay to use email?” “Yes”, replied the master, “but with no attachments.”
What do you call a Buddhist monk who meditates in the snow? Fro-zen.
A zen student asked his master, "is it okay to use email?" "Yes", replied the master, "but no attachments".
A Zen Master...
Walks up to a hotdog stand and says,
"Make me one with everything."
-That's the best I've got
How many zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change it, and one not to change it.
What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness? ...knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing?
What do you call a Zen master from eastern Europe who's been bugging you all day? A Buddha Pest.
What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor? "Make me one with everything."
My Japanese dentist became a woman. He’s a trans zen dentalist.
Paul Walker took up Zen Buddism not long before his death. . . He became one with a tree.
Hans, how was your first day at the Coast Guard Station?
Not so good... Very boring it was. Very quiet, most of zee day, but zen... a british guy said he was sinking.
He was sinking?
Yes, so I asked him about what he was sinking, and he never replied. How rude!
A Zen monk enters a Pizza Hut...
...the employee says "Welcome to Pizza Hut, Sir! What kind of pizza do you want?"
The monk thinks about it and says "Can you make me one with everything?"
A Zen Monk is talking to a hot dog vendor The Monk says, "make me one with everything"
A Zen Buddhist and a Christian got in a fight over a neighborhood nativity scene last winter. The Buddhist trashed the 3 Wisemen display right before he went to temple. They charged him with premeditated myrrhder.
A novice asked his zen master if it's ok for Buddhists to use email. The master answered: "Yes. But no attachments."
How do you describe a schizophrenic Zen Buddhist? A man who is at two with the universe.
How many Zen masters does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, the other to not change the bulb.
A Zen master once said to me, ‘Do the opposite of whatever I tell you.’ So I didn't
Two monks were arguing about a flag.
One said, "The flag is moving." The other said, "The wind is moving." A Zen Master happened to be passing by. He admonished them, saying, "Don't you guys have anything better to argue about?
Jesus!"
What did the Zen master say to the Hot Dog vendor? "One, with everything"
I asked a Buddhist how they managed to deal with past hurts. They replied "That was zen and this is now"
A zen student asked his master: “Is it okay to use email?” “Yes”, replied the master, “as long as you don't create any attachments.”
Bob Ross must have always been cold. He was completely fro-zen.
Did you hear about the Zen Master that ordered a hot dog? He said he wanted one with everything.
How do Buddhist monks compare interests? With zen diagrams!
A man walks up to a zen Buddhist hot dog vendor and asks, Can you make me one with everything?
A zen student asked his master if it was okay to send emails The master replied "Yes, but no attachments!"
Bob Ross must have always been cold. Because he was so fro-zen.